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Tedn'Alice (Tedn'Alice@notellin.com) 2007/08/18 14:24

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Okay.  My conscience has been buggin' me lately and I've got to
confess.  The reason I moved into this group and changed it into an
image forum was I intended to piss off the trolls, particularly this
group's namesake, Naughty Boy aka El Trauco aka Charlie aka
Frogbuttucus.  You can imagine my intense disappointment when, as the
months passed, the only attention I got from a troll was from Fred
Hall, who stumbled drunkenly in here reeking of Bud Light and engine
oil, demanding to know

"What the fuck are you doing here?  You lost?  Pretty sorry when your
pedo friends kick you out of the pedo groups" or something like that,
anyway.

He was always so intellectually verboise, that Yankee.

Well, I waited ... and waited ... and waited ... and the damned
billigans didn't show ... for months.  Then Steve, forever the
brilliant and articulate and shamelessly self-promoting troll [just
look at his signature lines, for crissake ... what a blowhard!]
suddenly has something sting him in the arse, swings around and utters
an insightful

"Whaaa???"

Well, I am sorry to say that in the hiatus of troll activity here, I
actually became interested in the forum itself.  Things may get nasty
here now, but before they do, I would like to make a few points.

1.  Thanks to Victor, a good friend, for helping with this concept,
even though you mucked it up with your gooey reminiscences!  Just
kidding, mate.  You're a real Cubbie.

2.  Should anyone forge my nick and headers, as they have done before,
you will know by the content, since you who may be patrons out there
know what I espouse and what I post.  Rest assured, no fat chicks or
hairy ass guys from me!

3.  Thanks also to those of you who contributed, particularly Spin,
Mysterion, Dude with Hair, the Non, and <Unk> ... I hope you are all
well and fine.

4.  Lastly, know that I am not going anywhere.  I'm staying right
here.  As far as this so-called "troll group" goes, I say right out,

"Nyah nyah nyah ... finders keepers!  Now bugger off!"

Here, kitty-kitty-kitty.

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