On Sat, 12 Jun 2010 14:04:34 -0400, Mover <Mover@Watch-Me.com> wrote:
>In article <one716pqkn0ethiv8sukhu8hv0poksevso@4ax.com>, HMS Victor
>Victorian <victorvictorian@hushunomail.com> wrote:
>
>> On 11 Jun 2010 23:40:12 -0500, "Group_Troll"
>> <GroupTroll@Pissed.Off.nl> wrote:
>>
>> >i suggest you learn how to count.
>> >
>> >i suggest you find those missing pics.
>> >
>> >i suggest you post them ASAP!
>> >
>> >i hate being cheated out of 3 pics.
>>
>> My Dear Sir,
>>
>> You are quite correct. I have managed to exclude three pictures from
>> the set of 100. It wasn't intentional, you see, but sometimes ...
>> well, I get rather flustered when reviewing the fare I am about to
>> offer, to confirm that each meets the legal criteria in my particular
>> jurisdiction! So occasionally, I come across a picture that perhaps
>> could be misinterpreted by a particularly salacious eye, and I think,
>> "Well, could that be interpreted as an ... (ahem) ... it certainly
>> looks, from this angle, very straight and stiff and, indeed,
>> throbbingly turgid ... yet I am somewhat confident that it isn't
>> actually an ... (ahem) ... BUT, given the perceived fangled angle of
>> the dangle from this PARTICULAR angle, it could very well be
>> misinterpreted as a ... (ahem, yes) ... so, better safe than sorry or,
>> in Falstaff's words, discretion being the better of valour ... I had
>> best delete this one." "And two." "And three." And thus I did.
>>
>> Oh! But I had forgot to renumber the series! My! So you will forgive
>> me that I have inadvertantly-so deprived you of the three rather
>> naughty images.
>>
>> Most Apoplectically ... err ... Apologetically,
>>
>> HMS Victor Victorian
>> God Save the Queen.
>> God Bless the Prince of Wales.
>> God Preserve the Windsors.
>> Rule Britannia!
>
>
>Well done! I particularly liked "the perceived fangled angle of
>the dangle from this PARTICULAR angle". I jealously wish I had written
>that.
>As something new to me, I had never seen "fangled" without "new" in
>front of it.
>
>I think "throbbingly turgid" may make it a little difficult for him to
>forgive your triple omission. Oh my poor green pet! LOL
>
>Mover, the admirer
Yes, short for "fandangled" similar to "finagled", or "jerry-rigged"
or "jimmied," tho' I've been told that t'was originally used in
America to refer to the summary hanging of Tiny Tim aficionados.
V
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