Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called HMS
Victor Victorian stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
: On 20 Apr 2008 23:16:01 -0500, "Group_Troll"
: <GroupTroll@Pissed.Off.nl> wrote:
:
: : In A Far, Far, Far Away Mystic Land Outside THE FORT, A Royal Penis
: : Spoke With Pride and Proper UP-bringing Saying Words Of War:
: :
: : : Although a most recent complaint filed by a soul speaking of
: : : himself as "Group Troll" was obscene, insulting, and most
: : : damnably of all ... a long, badly constructed and poorly written
: : : essay ... I will concede the POINT in his favour.
: :
: : WHAT!!?? You dare to answer a troll?
: : "obscene"?? Mother Fucking Jesus SHit!!! I don't remember doing no
: : fucking cussin'!
: : "insulting"?? Just how was I insulted by what I wrote?
: : "badly constructed"!!?? Shit Hell you say! "badly constructed"??
: : "poorly written essay"??? MOTHERFUCKER! How can you call what I
: : write an 'essay' when you know trolls don't got no grammer?
: :
: : "concede to a troll's favor"?? You fucking stupid royal human with
: : the new dog tag! How dare you to agree with me! You know better
: : than to agree with a troll! Now I will haunt you when I die. (not
: : now, later in life).
: :
: : :
: : : I, too, have found it quite inconvenient to download lengthy
: : : files, recombine them and discover I hadn't been interested in
: : : the first place. Certain kind-hearted posters in unnamed groups
: : : have taken to posting thumbnail contacts to alleviate this mild
: : : irritation. I can do no less.
: : :
: : : Please accept my apologies. You are quite correct in your
: : : complaint.
: :
: : NO! NO! NO! Never apologize to a troll! You dumb human!
: :
: : :
: : : Sincerely,
: : :
: : : Victor
: : : God Save Her Majesty the Queen.
: : : God Preserve the Prince of Wales.
: : : Rule Britannia!
: : :
: :
: : On the flip side, CONGRATS to becoming a member of the long
: : standing, never dieing, never ending FORT! I was shocked to see a
: : new member at this time of anti-pedos partying at THE FORT.
: :
: : LONG LIVE THE FORT!
: : LONG LIVE THE FORT!
: : The Fort Walls can never be broke down!
: : Give Thanks To Fluffy for allowing us to use her usenet.
: : Can you say "meow"?
:
: You're welcome.
: I think ...
better think again, kiddyfucker.
all your poasts have been reported to the appropriate authorities as per
usual.
:
: HMS Victor Victorian NP-g18
: God Save Her Majesty the Queen.
: God Preserve the Prince of Wales.
: Rule Britannia!
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Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
Today, my marker board reads: 'This month is Farm Animal Awareness
Week.' It is also National Singles week. Please do NOT get the two
mixed up.
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"Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility
to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty
he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about
and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then
moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying,
defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark
his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous
nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."
HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
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"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
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"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
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"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.
And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."
William Blake.
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"Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
article 19.
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"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
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