For you fine and dedicated Boylovers from across the Pond, who
Must suffer through the embarrassing spectacle of both
Steve Leyland and Mr. Pig Catscratcher,
Who unceasingly display behaviours so frivolously obscene and
outrageous,
As to be the shame of all fine Americans.
And a blot upon the Yankee reputation for generosity, congeniality and
good humour.
I do not for one moment believe they are representative of
Americans in general,
Although sadly, their antics increasingly make it SEEM so.
Very sad.
God Save Her Majesty the Queen.
God Preserve the Prince of Wales.
Rule Britannia!
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