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"redc1c4" <redc1c4@drunkenbastards.org.ies> wrote in message
news:428972FC.AC4DAB91@drunkenbastards.org.ies...
>
> Pole gets permission to travel to the US for a funeral. upon his return,
> he is asked about life on the other side of the curtain.
>
> he describes in great detail the welcome party thrown upon his arrival,
> and the most amazing thing that happened during it. "We poured vodka
> to toast my arrival, and they put the cap back on the bottle....."
>
Heh. Here's an old one.
Three guys work on a construction site. One is white, one is black and one
is
Polish. The bell rings for lunch and the white man opens his lunch bag and
sighs
deeply, saying, "If my wife packs me a ham sandwich again tomorrow I'm
jumping
off the building." The black guy opens up his lunch, glares and says " If my
wife
packs me a ham sandwich again tomorrow, I'm going with you." The Polish man
opens his lunch, pulls out another ham sandwich, and says "I'm with you
guys."
The next day the lunch bell rings. The white man opens his lunch. He says,
"Turkey
sandwich. I love my wife." The black guy opens his lunch. He says, "Chicken
sandwich. I
love my wife. The Polish man opened his lunchbox, looked stricken, and said
"HAM AGAIN!
See ya guys." With that, he jumped off the building. The black guy says " I
feel sorry
for him." The white man replies, "I don't, he packs his own lunch".
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