Subject: Fw: The evil chain letter
> Hello, my name is Kathy and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding
> fifty billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually
> believe that if you send them on, a poor 6 year-old girl in Wagga
> with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to
> have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling
> freak show.
>
> Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
> everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we?
> "Ooooh, lookie here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish,
> I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!"
>
> What a bunch of bullshit.
>
> Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and
> sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was
> started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget
> pilgrims on the Mayflower.
>
> Fuck 'em.
>
> If you're going to forward something, at least send me something
> mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to ten of your closest
> friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will
> somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about
> 90 times.
>
> I don't fucking care.
>
> Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
> contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our
> own unpopularity. The point being.....If you get some chain letter
> that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of
> your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on.
>
> Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in
> Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead
> elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the five cents per
> letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
>
> Now.....forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow
> morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your
> genitals.
>
> Have a nice day.
>
> P.S. Send me 15 bucks.
P.P.S.S. ..... thought I'd post this to a newsgroup where TONS of people
would see it and maybe pass it along....
lightnin
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