Smee wrote:
: "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> wrote
: in message news:d2cpun$hkl$1@wilhelp.databasix.com...
:: Sweetness wrote:
::: knoxy wrote:
::::: In article <d252ji$4kt$1@oliveloaf.databasix.com>,
::::: steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid says...
:::::: Sweetness wrote:
::::::: Just droppin' off a *SMEP*, for that Leyland fellow.
::::::: Thank you, Steve.
:::::::
::::::: ;)
::::::
:::::: ooohh, what did I do to deserve this?
:::::: BTW, welcum to teh flonk, sweetness.
:::::: *SMEPS* right back atcha!
::::::
::::: Have you warned her about all the dangers in here?
::::: Like what happens if she does math, Daves penis, the shed etc.
:::
:::
::: He didn't tell me a thang about Daves penis. Wot do I get.. er...
::: need, ta know ? Does it cum with it's very own instruction manual ?
::
:: knoxy has a point, I really should hace warned you:
:: DONUT OPEN ANY PICS WOT DAVE POASTS EVUN IF HE PRETENDS THEY ARE
:: KITTY PIX, THEY WILL BE HIS PENIS!
:: unless of course you like veiny things which look like a penis, only
:: smaller. <shudders>
::
:: if Dave mentions the shed, run and hide. just trust me on this.
::
:: oh, and doing maths hace a 98.7% probability if x>1 and y<2
:: *pi/infinity squared of being poked by smee.
:
: You just hadda do it, din't you? You just hadda do it!! Think I
: wouldn't notice if you used letters AND numbers.
I figured you'd be distracted with that nicotine withdrawal.
: Well, I did.
: *pokepokepoke*
<runs away and hides behind sofa>
:
: Smee
::
::
:: --
:: Steve Leyland
:: mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
:: flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
:: em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
:: Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
:: http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/
:: http://www.radioxanadu.tk
::
:: =^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
::
:: Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
:: ======================================================================
:: "Warning to all:
:: Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
:: muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
:: UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
::
:: bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
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:: usenet. Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET
:: ALTOGETHER, DUMBASS."
::
:: miguel, soc.singles
:: ======================================================================
:: "must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in
:: every fucking post? You're very annoying."
::
:: projectile vomit chick, alt.music.ozzy
:: ======================================================================
:: "I went to the Garden of Love,
:: And saw what I never had seen;
:: A Chapel was built in the midst,
:: Where I used to play on the green.
::
:: And the gates of this Chapel were shut
:: And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
:: So I turned to the Garden of Love
:: That so many sweet flowers bore.
::
:: And I saw it was filled with graves,
:: And tombstones where flowers should be;
:: And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
:: And binding with briars my joys and desires."
::
:: William Blake.
:: ======================================================================
:: "When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe
:: of people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
:: deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known
:: as Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
::
:: Native American prophecy
::
::
:: |\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
:: /, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
:: |,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
:: '-~~;'@ ( ; ;
:: _.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
:: (,_..----''' (,..--''
::
:: Meow
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/
http://www.radioxanadu.tk
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
Too much sunshine makes a desert.
======================================================================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about usenet.
Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET ALTOGETHER,
DUMBASS."
miguel, soc.singles
======================================================================
"must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in every
fucking post? You're very annoying."
projectile vomit chick, alt.music.ozzy
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.
And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."
William Blake.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
Native American prophecy
|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''
Meow
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