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Date: Tue, 23 May 2006 21:15:54 GMT
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WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high> wrote in
news:Xns97CCAC33AE4CCOlympusorg@140.99.99.130:
> Lil Stinker <anywhere@uwant2.net> wrote in
> news:Xns97CC598B117C51op34j6jrgjuarp34ju6@140.99.99.130:
>
>> WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high> wrote in
>> news:Xns97CC82A0CDBFEOlympusorg@140.99.99.130:
>>
>>> Mephistopheles <no-fixed@address.net> wrote in
>>> news:39q572pj2ofej762g8c41h4v2itif70unf@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 23 May 2006 05:15:19 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Mephistopheles <no-fixed@address.net> wrote in
>>>>>news:cji472plcni64ptk7kfi4ukh15k2h3lk6f@4ax.com:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Mon, 22 May 2006 15:41:56 GMT, "go||um " <easy@s.123> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Mon, 22 May 2006 15:08:37 GMT, Mephistopheles
>>>>>>><no-fixed@address.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Mon, 22 May 2006 13:11:22 GMT, WingedMessenger
>>>>>>>><Boy@Flying.high> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Mephistopheles <no-fixed@address.net> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>news:fq8372t129ocd5jfc5jkokaap3grj4p590@4ax.com:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Shan't be staying long. Just come for a quick kip. Over there
>>>>>>>>>> in the corner....always was my favourite place.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>> Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...............
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> M
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>So it's you hidden away in that grotty cardboard box labelled
>>>>>>>>>"Fragile, Handle with Care" with the odour of unwashed feet and
>>>>>>>>>unmentionables pervading the once clean atmosphere. How the
>>>>>>>>>mighty are fallen LOL.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Mercury.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Hark! I hear a knocking at the gate!
>>>>>>>>Who is it that does roughly me awake?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Why, 'tis my dear gossip friend of yore
>>>>>>>>That brings me toasted tea-cakes as before.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>How the mighty are fallen, you well may ask,
>>>>>>>>I, that in loving friendships once did bask.
>>>>>>>>I have heard the mermaids singing each to each....
>>>>>>>>I no longer think that they will sing to me.
>>>>>>>>I have seen the moment of my greatness flicker,
>>>>>>>>Have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker,
>>>>>>>>.
>>>>>>>>'Tis one thing to be tempted, Winged Rider,
>>>>>>>>Another thing to fall!
>>>>>>>>Oh, shut up, Mephi!
>>>>>>>>This makes no sense at all
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>May Angels guide your path where'er you fly,
>>>>>>>>Where'er you post your several lyric tunes,.
>>>>>>>>Tis enough that I should spot you passing by,
>>>>>>>>As I measure out my life in coffee spoons.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Mephi
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>It's hard to nap with my snoring, but if you can then more power
>>>>>>>to you.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>-g
>>>>>>
>>>>>> O Lordy, Lord!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> This must surely be the biggest & heaviest single file that's
>>>>>> ever been posted in Smeagol since the place was built. I do hope
>>>>>> the floor holds up under its weight, for I would be loath to end
>>>>>> up arse over apex down in some subterranean vault among the
>>>>>> plumbing.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And I never knew there was a song about coffee spoons. Well, I
>>>>>> best gird my loins & push off, & thanks to the poster. The name
>>>>>> strikes a bell.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Mephi
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Talking about plumbing. On awakening from my oft disturbed slumber,
>>>>>and requiring a visit to the room often named the small room,
>>>>>imagine my dismay when I found a copious trail of blue loo from the
>>>>>cistern, down the pipe and onto my floor. There, lying in all its
>>>>>odd glory, I saw "a thing". OH, I said to myself, I wonder if that
>>>>>is Mephi, having fallen amongst my plumbing. However, after
>>>>>struggling onto my knees it was discovered to be a small piece of a
>>>>>washer from the aforesaid cistern. Steeling myself to raising my
>>>>>ageing self again to the upright
>>> position,
>>>>>I stood, with head bowed in shame, and asked myself, how could I
>>> imagine
>>>>>a broken piece of washer to be the renowned Mephi?.
>>>>>Shame on me, I thought, went to the kitchen, brewed, and imbibed
>>>>>that most luxurious of human traditions, a cuppa.
>>>>>
>>>>>Mercury,
>>>>
>>>> Why did you so inconsiderately mention a cuppa. For I had to break
>>>> off incontinently on reading it, repair to the kitchen, switch on
>>>> kettle & make some toast thickly layered with Robertson's Silver
>>>> Shred. ( Can't stand marmalade).
>>>>
>>>> As to nightly disturbances, they no longer affect me, even after a
>>>> night on the tiles, for I had the "op" years back, & as the
>>>> consultant then promised, I have since been pee-ing like a 12 year
>>>> old. So much so, that when I hap to lay on a display in the Public
>>>> Urinals any users 6 feet either side of me step back from the wall
>>>> in panic for fear of being soaked by the splash-back from my
>>>> power-hose.
>>>>
>>>> Stop it, Mephi, you are now regressing to the deplorable vulgarites
>>>> of said 12 year olds, which was not part of the package! Stop it at
>>>> once!
>>>>
>>>> Yes, I am at last beginning to get my money's worth back from the
>>>> NHS. In fact, their cash-strapped administration has asked me if
>>>> I'd ever thought of moving abroad. The audacity of the fellow, when
>>>> as a heavily-taxed smoker I am one of the depleted band who finance
>>>> the whole bloody set-up.
>>>>
>>>> Mephi
>>>>
>>>
>>> Woe is me! The very thought of a marmalade butty sends shivers of
>>> uncontrolable delight down my spine, knowing that I may not consider
>>> the merest morsel. To Pee or not to Pee, that is the question,
>>> whether tis nobler in kidneys to suffer the slings and arrows of
>>> outrageous urination,or having a surfeit, to tie a bowline in the
>>> end.!! OH ye of tarred lungs, learneth thou not in thine dotage?. A
>>> move to far off lands would be a move of great value. For there may
>>> you be subject to the spells and magical potions of those of great
>>> voodoo knowledge. To be offerred herbs of great medicinal value, so
>>> that thy lungs may one again move up and down as do the bellows on
>>> the now extinct heated possession of the blacksmith.
>>>
>>> Mercury.
>>>
>>
>> But what of the poor broken washer? Is he to be left wallowing in a
> pool
>> of blue? Surely he deserves better.
>>
>> LS
>>
>
> The washer was duly picked up with great anger because it broke at an
> inopportune time and was verily plunged into the toilet bowl, and
> flushed into eternity by the rapid downwards pull of the silver
> handle. Abandon hope, all ye who enter my toilet bowl.
>
> Mercury.
>
Dispatched without so much as a simple elogy? Tsk...tsk...
L.S.
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