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2006/01/08 11:23

On Sun, 08 Jan 2006 03:12:32 GMT, "abc" <abc@wxyz.org> wrote:

>
>On 6-Jan-2006, Caprice <Caprice@badluck.com> wrote:
>
>> Admitting to watching Sgt. Bilko reveals one to be an ancient decrepit
>> motherfucker, which is clearly a security violation.
>
>But... but... it was my grandad wot told me about Bilkyo 'cos I am just a
>lickle boy who stumbled into these froups while looking for jokes and
>things. I am a nice lickle boy and if nicest mens post to me I will post
>them back some nicest pictures of my diamond ring to them like wot the
>nicest lickle boy does in the dragon's den. I have sent a sample of my ring
>with this post and it is a very tight ring but goes cheap.
>
>> Where is the Security Monitor when we really need one/???
>
>I am a ink monitor and a milk monitor at my skool and the teecha says I am
>his pet but the nasty boys call me different names to that, and I wish I had
>some reel diamond geezer boy friend to play with and he could play with my
>ring and I could see his pendant. I hope some nice mans come and post in
>this place like wot they sometimes do in the castle but I hope they dont
>bring there fighting into this nice place but I bet that rotten ol' Y-Snot
>comes barging in soon like a snotty nosed teecha and tries to tell everybody
>wot to do 'cos he is such a bizzybody, oh yes. I think that that Y-Snot is
>reely stupid and not nice like wot that Mr. ABC is 'cos he is a reel
>gentleman, oh yes, and so are his friends Mephithingy and Caprice nice mens
>too and not hoity-toity snotty nosed geeks like wot some people who post
>from moral High grounds are. And I think Mephis posts and Caprices posts are
>very edukashunal too and I like Mephis poetry and Caprices security.
>
>This week at skool I was being teeched the three rrr's and my teecha keeped
>petting me and saying ah... ah... ah... and he was sweating when it was very
>cold.
>
>Goodbye for now every peoples and I will write again tomorrow if Mr. Snot
>does not report me first or maybe that Milky Bar Kid might report me first
>'cos I seen him boasting about how he reports people and it is a jolly good
>job for him Y Snot didn't see that letter 'cos he doesn't like reporting
>people 'cos he said that to the nice Mr. ABC when he reported that nasty
>Gollum for cheeting on his posts and I think if Mr Snot had read the Geeky
>Kids post he would have boxed his ears or maybe joined him in one of them
>mutual Master Bates sessions what Mr. ABC caught them doing the other week.
>We have a boy at skool called Bates and he always gets Master Bates when we
>see him. LOL!
>
>Singed,
>
>Master abc junior.
>Owner of the cutest diamond zirconia gemstone ring you ever did see.

This is an absolute "gem" of a post, abc, & I am erupting with
literary envy. You must teach me some of this slang-speak cos it
leaves me wishing I had gone to that same Sarf London Eastend Dockside
school you was at, instead of the posh Nun's Academy where we had to
speak silly old Latin.

Mind you, I had the best larf of the day seeing you in such serious
exchanges with General Grant in that other place. I like what you said
about "snipping" & thought you ought to have tumbled to it. You were
up too late last night I think. Now uw & D...ump have spoiled it all &
there'll be no more tete-a-tetes between yous two. Shucks.

Mephi

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