On Sat, 7 Jan 2006 19:12:32 -0800, abc wrote
(in article <Aq%vf.150656$Fb2.149792@fe03.news.easynews.com>):
>
> On 6-Jan-2006, Caprice <Caprice@badluck.com> wrote:
>
>> Admitting to watching Sgt. Bilko reveals one to be an ancient decrepit
>> motherfucker, which is clearly a security violation.
>
> But... but... it was my grandad wot told me about Bilkyo 'cos I am just a
> lickle boy who stumbled into these froups while looking for jokes and
> things. I am a nice lickle boy and if nicest mens post to me I will post
> them back some nicest pictures of my diamond ring to them like wot the
> nicest lickle boy does in the dragon's den. I have sent a sample of my ring
> with this post and it is a very tight ring but goes cheap.
>
>> Where is the Security Monitor when we really need one/???
>
> I am a ink monitor and a milk monitor at my skool and the teecha says I am
> his pet but the nasty boys call me different names to that, and I wish I had
> some reel diamond geezer boy friend to play with and he could play with my
> ring and I could see his pendant. I hope some nice mans come and post in
> this place like wot they sometimes do in the castle but I hope they dont
> bring there fighting into this nice place but I bet that rotten ol' Y-Snot
> comes barging in soon like a snotty nosed teecha and tries to tell everybody
> wot to do 'cos he is such a bizzybody, oh yes. I think that that Y-Snot is
> reely stupid and not nice like wot that Mr. ABC is 'cos he is a reel
> gentleman, oh yes, and so are his friends Mephithingy and Caprice nice mens
> too and not hoity-toity snotty nosed geeks like wot some people who post
> from moral High grounds are. And I think Mephis posts and Caprices posts are
> very edukashunal too and I like Mephis poetry and Caprices security.
>
> This week at skool I was being teeched the three rrr's and my teecha keeped
> petting me and saying ah... ah... ah... and he was sweating when it was very
> cold.
>
> Goodbye for now every peoples and I will write again tomorrow if Mr. Snot
> does not report me first or maybe that Milky Bar Kid might report me first
> 'cos I seen him boasting about how he reports people and it is a jolly good
> job for him Y Snot didn't see that letter 'cos he doesn't like reporting
> people 'cos he said that to the nice Mr. ABC when he reported that nasty
> Gollum for cheeting on his posts and I think if Mr Snot had read the Geeky
> Kids post he would have boxed his ears or maybe joined him in one of them
> mutual Master Bates sessions what Mr. ABC caught them doing the other week.
> We have a boy at skool called Bates and he always gets Master Bates when we
> see him. LOL!
>
> Singed,
>
> Master abc junior.
> Owner of the cutest diamond zirconia gemstone ring you ever did see.
>
Tight rings cheap you say? Hmmmm.
I think you need some special therapy my sweet. Now go take your trousers
down and go to my room. We will have a therapy session real soon, cause one
thing I know about and that's how to counsel young boys. Not 'cornhole'
young man.....COUNSEL.
I remember Gemstone....he's in the process of disappearing now. He has
served his distractive purposes and now into the bin with him....move over
High, Referee, and the rest of the MD crowd...another one on the way!!
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