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From: "powdermonkey" <me@here.com>
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Subject: Re: PING UK3
Date: 7 Aug 2003 07:51:14 -0500
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OH how obscene LOL I mean white wine. I cant stand it, but now if you had
said red, I just love a chianti. Or now and then a borreltje. Which reminds
me of a teenager very recently in a local wine bar, for which we are justly
famous, presumably she was new. I went in and stood at the bar like a good
customer waiting to be served, hoping it would be soon, before I needed to
find a chair. Eventually she got to me, flashing lots of things I am not
interested in LOL and asked could she help me. Well, not in the way she may
have thought unless she was into old dodderers. So being of sound mind and
body, (well almost) I asked her for a glass of chianti, and I KID YOU NOT,
her reply to me was ''sorry Sir (I like that bit), we only sell wine''. In
my polite way I explained in words of two letters or less what chianti was
and pointed behind her to a bloody great bottle of it, nestling in its nice
cute straw covering, and told her that was it. She went a colour more
suitable to the colour of what I had asked for and got the bottle and poured
me one out. Then, my desperation for teenagers took a definite step for the
better when she said I could have it on her. The wine I mean. So I got so
excited at a free glass I actually bought a second glass with my own money.
Is there no end to chivalry!!!!!!!! Sleep well after you finish work. PM.
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