Living Island (BP)- The Center For Disease Control has issued the
following guidelines and precautions concerning the father_sicko Virus:
The father_sicko virus has recently spread to poly. Some may have
noticed the virus spreading like black death throughout the other
groups. The "sicko", as it is sometimes called, is most recognizable by
its sick nic, but has other viral characteristics to help in identifying
it.
The sicko has been known to flood its host with whiny, incessant posts
that beg for sickness but are disguised in the subject line as words of
thanks. Do not be fooled by the phony subject line! If the sicko were
truly thankful, it would honor the wishes of the people it thanks, and
stop its disgusting infestation of this community.
Recently, the sicko has mutated and is attempting to gain favor by
posting monotonous and redundant warnings about itself, a virus, and how
to detect and avoid it. The sicko itself has repeatedly warned people
to avoid posts that resemble, (guess what?), *IT*. Do not be fooled by
this latest variation of the sicko. It can still make you sick.
Since the sicko mutates quickly, The Center For Disease Control has been
working closely with other agencies use-net wide in order to spot future
variations of the sicko and report them to you as quickly as possible.
DDRight, CDC spokesboy
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