| Re: This Froup Is Now Owned By Me! |
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| FastmanŽ (NotTod@ay.com) |
2008/08/21 03:12 |
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Subject: Re: This Froup Is Now Owned By Me!
Date: 21 Aug 2008 04:12:01 -0500
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and decided that we all needed to know the following...
>You better believe it.
>Lord have mercy!!
That's a fact, Jack!
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