On Wed 05 Oct 2005 04:05:02p, Unfortunate Farter <uf@brown.underwear>
wrote:
> Here I sit, all broken hearted. Tried to shit, but only farted. Then one
> day, just by chance. I tried to fart... and shit my pants.
>
>
> The end
>
Now I have no connection to Fastman's store, and he has not bribed, er, I
meant compensated me to advertise for him, but I think you might want to
know that you can get your farting problem under control - and - clean your
pants with two small payments of US$19.95 to FM.
Hope this info is useful to you.
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