>wrote:
> and decided that we all needed to know the following...
>>
>>>wrote:
>>> and decided that we all needed to know the following...
>>>>
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>> and decided that we all needed to know the following...
>>>>>>On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 15:31:35 -0700, "Jon Q. Pubic "
>>>>>><jqp@justdownthestreet.ru> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>In article <cobig1pghigvj3506f31drcjnr6i2bgn9f@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On 21 Aug 2005 08:11:03 -0500, Daytek <Daytek@isp.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>> decided that we all needed to know the following...
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> >> wrote:
>>>>>>>> >> decided that we all needed to know the following...
>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>On 9 Aug 2005 09:23:04 -0500, Daytek <Daytek@ABPEPT> wrote:
>>>>>>>> >>>> decided that we all needed to know the following...
>>>>>>>> >>>>>On Sun 07 Aug 2005 04:47:10a, Kr@zy. wrote:
>>>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> I was asked to tie up the loose ends from a list I was given.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> This was #2 on the list, and came with explicit directions and the
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> following statement.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Julie
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> ***************************************
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> "It's not a motorcycle, Honey; it's a chopper."
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> -"Where did you get the chopper?"
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> "It's Zed's."
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> -"Who's Zed?"
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> "Zed's dead, baby."
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> 134'.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Who knows, I probably didn't feel a thing.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> But, if'n yer reading this, I am a panvake.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> It's quality, not quantity.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> In life. In business. In Everything.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> NEVER forget that.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> I had quite a ride.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> It was never boring.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> From Da Nang to Detroit; Katmandu to Kalamazoo...been there and
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> bought the t-shirt.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> -------------------------
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> I'll get the "persoals" out of the way before I say my last piece.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> In California: Thanks to Becky for the weekend at Venice Beach.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> To Jim...thanks for the use of your cc when I needed it.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> And thanks for defending our country.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Thanks to Frank, in Minnie-soda...thanks for the PC and the wisdom
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> you imparted that you don'tseem to know you posess.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> To my favorites...Groucho, Wildman, Pall Mall, Fastman, Checkmate,
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Sarge, Fizz and too many more to mention; some living, some not...I
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> bid you peace...peace of mind and spirit.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> To my unfavorites...GOTCHA!
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> I was always better than you...because I NEVER disliked anyone.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Here, and in RL, it was a dangerous fault of mine.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> I save for last..."Arizona Bob".
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Thanks for taking up the collection.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Thanks for your kindnesses to Georgia.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Thanks for being "real"; even when it hurt.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> One of my biggest regrets in life is that I couldn't find the right
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> words for you. You are a Good man...with a bad attitude.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> I should have been able....
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> because I did it for myself.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> I'm sorry.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> I hope you find some peace of mind before you go.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Trust me, please. It IS in there.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> ------------------------------------
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Last Wishes------------Krazy. 4-8-2005
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> I wish:
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> -humans didn't exist. It is a painful tormented life to be a human.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> If there is a god, he is a sadist. Being a human, and "knowing", is
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> nothing but 70 years of mental angquish.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> -the humans that are here, would use what they "know"; and Stop It.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Pick your peeve "It".
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> We don't matter.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Our lives, don't matter.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Nut, if everyone got together and Stopped It,...this could be a good
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> life without the angquish.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> -I wasn't blind.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> I wasn't done.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Life is a game of Bingo on a train.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> You are always going somewhere.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Sometimes your number comes up.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> More often, it doesn't.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> I was very wrong about life...
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> It IS fair.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Ya just can't win every game.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Nothing unfair there; just unpleasent.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> We all share the same destination: mulch.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Whether through a god or evolution of chemical reactions; all life
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> on earth hasas it's lowest common denominator; mulch. Fair and
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> unfair have nothing to do with mulch.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> -there was a god...and I was him.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Beyond the fact I'd give myself a bigger dick....
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> I'd make livin' fun.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> No war, hunger or nationalities.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> One big Terra Firma Ball.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> It's the very least a god can do.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> <that's why I never believed. theGod in ALL human religions is an
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> ego-maniacal sadist. Fact. Period.>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> -I had more time.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Which is odd.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> It doesn't even exist. Hmmmmm.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> ------------------------------
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> That's it from here.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> No.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> I ain't gonna say, "Rosebud.".
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Rosebud.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> --
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Krazy
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Head Zookeeper (Ret.)
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Pedo University
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Mt. Butler Annex
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> Registered Blind Guy
>>>>>>>> >>>>>> 1950-2005
>>>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>>---------------------------------
>>>>>>>> >>>>>He posted this to alt.pub, abpept, kissy, aub's froup.
>>>>>>>> >>>>>If you ever come back, thought you would like to read about it.
>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>Wildman is probably dead too.<s>
>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>So could we be. <s>
>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >> "I post, therefore, I am."---Fastman, ca, 2005.
>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >> --
>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >> A dunce for all seasons.
>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >> Quote: "I never met a dunce I liked."
>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> >Doesn't wildman still owe you money?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Yes, yes he does!
>>>>>>>> US$14.93....plus interest.
>>>>>>>> He now owes me US$23,000!!!
>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> A dunce for all seasons.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Quote: "I never met a dunce I liked."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Everyone owes Fastie money, and he owes almost every one a yak, or so I
>>>>>>>here.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>a yak? man, he owes me some herds by now.
>>>>>
>>>>>Liar! Last herd I sent over there for exhibition purposes only, you
>>>>>and Lawrence stole.
>>>>>Bah!
>>>>
>>>>Lawrence? Who the hell is Lawrence? I smell evil!
>>>
>>>Short memory, eh, my lil' commie?
>>
>>Sometimes it's the straight road down to a quiet evening, my dear
>>capitalist, isn't it? In Lawrence's case, it sure is.
>
>You do know that Lawrence is gay, right?
Picking on minorities today, are we? First it was transies, now it's
gays?
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