| Re: Am I sadistic or strategic? |
Ignorance Unlimited, Ltd .. |
| FastmanŽ (NotTod@ay.com) |
2005/09/10 01:02 |
On 7 Sep 2005 21:16:04 -0500, Daytek <Daytek@isp.com> wrote:
and decided that we all needed to know the following...
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>> On 7 Sep 2005 18:38:02 -0500, I got gas <help@me.please> wrote:
>> and decided that we all needed to know the following...
>>>Gas on the lower colon.
>>>
>>>I silently released it in the produce section of a grocery store near an
>>>old married couple inspecting the green peppers on sale. Then I moved
>>>on.
>>>
>>>You should have seen the dirty look she gave her husband.
>>>
>>>It must've been a bad one, because five minutes later people were still
>>>rushing through the area. Grab a green pepper & run, So they wouldn't
>>>be blamed for it should someone else enter the invisible cloud a moment
>>>later.
>>>
>>>I released another one in the pop & chip Department near a woman in a
>>>wheel chair and her helper as cheese puffs were on sale too. I then left
>>>the store with my beer.
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>> Nice!
>> --
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>> A dunce for all seasons.
>>
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>> Quote: "I never met a dunce I liked."
>>
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>Hey! I don't see you charging him the usual $19.95usd for "fragrance
>release" to the public.
It's a new strategy I am experimenting with.
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A dunce for all seasons.
Quote: "I never met a dunce I liked."
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