| Re: Am I sadistic or strategic? |
Ignorance Unlimited, Ltd .. |
| FastmanŽ (NotTod@ay.com) |
2005/09/07 17:52 |
On 7 Sep 2005 18:38:02 -0500, I got gas <help@me.please> wrote:
and decided that we all needed to know the following...
>Gas on the lower colon.
>
>I silently released it in the produce section of a grocery store near an old
>married couple inspecting the green peppers on sale. Then I moved on.
>
>You should have seen the dirty look she gave her husband.
>
>It must've been a bad one, because five minutes later people were still
>rushing through the area. Grab a green pepper & run, So they wouldn't be
>blamed for it should someone else enter the invisible cloud a moment later.
>
>I released another one in the pop & chip Department near a woman in a wheel
>chair and her helper as cheese puffs were on sale too. I then left the store
>with my beer.
Nice!
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A dunce for all seasons.
Quote: "I never met a dunce I liked."
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