Gas on the lower colon.
I silently released it in the produce section of a grocery store near an old
married couple inspecting the green peppers on sale. Then I moved on.
You should have seen the dirty look she gave her husband.
It must've been a bad one, because five minutes later people were still
rushing through the area. Grab a green pepper & run, So they wouldn't be
blamed for it should someone else enter the invisible cloud a moment later.
I released another one in the pop & chip Department near a woman in a wheel
chair and her helper as cheese puffs were on sale too. I then left the store
with my beer.
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