| Re: Seasons Greeting to all ol' farts |
Ignorance Unlimited, Ltd .. |
| FastmanŽ (NoW@ayJose.com) |
2004/12/19 16:43 |
wrote:
and just had to say the following...
>
>>wrote:
>> and just had to say the following...
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>>>>On 15 Dec 2004 20:15:07 -0000, Tattooed <tattooed@nym.alias.net>
>>>>wrote:
>>>> and just had to say the following...
>>>>>><anonymous@remail.amessage.info> wrote:
>>>>>>and just had to say the following...
>>>>>>>NOTE: This message was sent thru a mail2news gateway.
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>>>>>>>Seasons Greetings to all.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>A short note to extend best wishes for the upcomming holiday.
>>>>>>>May all of you gents make a little mary....er....merry.
>>>>>>>Please be carefull riding the ol' yak home (at US$19.95 using
>>>>>>>the 'rent a yak' service makes sense ...no?).
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I note with some dismay that posts 'l'sewhere seem to be getting
>>>>>>>rather 'bitchy'. That is not in good keeping with the spirit of
>>>>>>>the season. Some forget that ALL were 'newbies' at one time. I for
>>>>>>>one would not have a clue had it not been for the patient explanations
>>>>>>>that were made by the 'old farts' that used to hang in abeppt. My
>>>>>>>'security level' is a bit low to be offering advice in the 'on topic'
>>>>>>>froups so I leave that to 3ft (I declined the 'test' as like a few others
>>>>>>>I don't d/l the bunny's and have nothing on my 'puter anyways). I have leaned
>>>>>>>a lot from some of you fellas and will repay the debt some day.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>A guess as to the poster/lurker ratio---100 to 1 (more?) We NEED each other!
>>>>>>>As pointed out by a smart dunce, there is NO way that any of us will ever meet
>>>>>>>in RL, yet >knowing< that we are not alone and possibly having some one to
>>>>>>>talk to when RL does not go so well may save a life!!! It saved mine.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Think about it! Remember the season and what it is REALLY about!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Isn't the term "...a smart dunce..." an oxymoron, or izzit a yak?
>>>>>
>>>>>No.....it would be yuk..yuk. <G>
>>>>
>>>>Your puns get worse with each passing year, IMO.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>>In any event a Merry Christmas to you, and remember.... if you wake up
>>>>>>during the night of December 24 th, or in the wee hours of December 25
>>>>>>th., and find a fat guy, dressed in a furry red & white suit, complete
>>>>>>with long white hair & a beard, stumbling around your home.....shoot
>>>>>>first and ask questions later!
>>>>>>
>>>>>Y'all have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!
>>>>>
>>>>>Tat
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Thanks! Same to you ya!!
>>>
>>>Beats me why I still read this assortment of yak worshippers. Shucks,
>>>merry times, fellers!
>>
>>It's either boredom, or drain bamage.
>>I have both conditions, so don't feel pregnant, yet.
>
>Living with similar conditions, this could prove to be an interesting
>exchange over the upcoming holidays. If and when I don't call it a
>day and retire for some days to enjoy another spa thingie. I am old
>now, after all, and I should spend my money, or else hell knows who
>will senselessly throw it around, once I am gone.
Eggs Ackley!
I trust the people empowered to manage my money after I am dead, about
as much as I trust anyone in Usenet.<s>
--
A dunce for all seasons.
Founder & President, *Dunce of the Month Club*
Coordinator, *Yaks for the Yakless, International*
Voted *Usenets Most Trusted Person In History*, 1956 - 2005.
Declared *The Hardest Working Dunce In All Of Usenet*, 1963 - 2005.
Fastman: Faster than a speeding suppository-- straight up your ass!
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