| Re: Seasons Greeting to all ol' farts |
Ignorance Unlimited, Ltd .. |
| FastmanŽ (NoW@ayJose.com) |
2004/12/18 15:31 |
wrote:
and just had to say the following...
>
>>On 15 Dec 2004 20:15:07 -0000, Tattooed <tattooed@nym.alias.net>
>>wrote:
>> and just had to say the following...
>>>><anonymous@remail.amessage.info> wrote:
>>>>and just had to say the following...
>>>>>NOTE: This message was sent thru a mail2news gateway.
>>>>>No effort was made to verify the identity of the sender.
>>>>>--------------------------------------------------------
>>>>>Seasons Greetings to all.
>>>>>
>>>>>A short note to extend best wishes for the upcomming holiday.
>>>>>May all of you gents make a little mary....er....merry.
>>>>>Please be carefull riding the ol' yak home (at US$19.95 using
>>>>>the 'rent a yak' service makes sense ...no?).
>>>>>
>>>>>I note with some dismay that posts 'l'sewhere seem to be getting
>>>>>rather 'bitchy'. That is not in good keeping with the spirit of
>>>>>the season. Some forget that ALL were 'newbies' at one time. I for
>>>>>one would not have a clue had it not been for the patient explanations
>>>>>that were made by the 'old farts' that used to hang in abeppt. My
>>>>>'security level' is a bit low to be offering advice in the 'on topic'
>>>>>froups so I leave that to 3ft (I declined the 'test' as like a few others
>>>>>I don't d/l the bunny's and have nothing on my 'puter anyways). I have leaned
>>>>>a lot from some of you fellas and will repay the debt some day.
>>>>>
>>>>>A guess as to the poster/lurker ratio---100 to 1 (more?) We NEED each other!
>>>>>As pointed out by a smart dunce, there is NO way that any of us will ever meet
>>>>>in RL, yet >knowing< that we are not alone and possibly having some one to
>>>>>talk to when RL does not go so well may save a life!!! It saved mine.
>>>>>
>>>>>Think about it! Remember the season and what it is REALLY about!
>>>>
>>>>Isn't the term "...a smart dunce..." an oxymoron, or izzit a yak?
>>>
>>>No.....it would be yuk..yuk. <G>
>>
>>Your puns get worse with each passing year, IMO.
>>
>>
>>>>In any event a Merry Christmas to you, and remember.... if you wake up
>>>>during the night of December 24 th, or in the wee hours of December 25
>>>>th., and find a fat guy, dressed in a furry red & white suit, complete
>>>>with long white hair & a beard, stumbling around your home.....shoot
>>>>first and ask questions later!
>>>>
>>>Y'all have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!
>>>
>>>Tat
>>>
>>
>>Thanks! Same to you ya!!
>
>Beats me why I still read this assortment of yak worshippers. Shucks,
>merry times, fellers!
It's either boredom, or drain bamage.
I have both conditions, so don't feel pregnant, yet.
--
A dunce for all seasons.
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Coordinator, *Yaks for the Yakless, International*
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Declared *The Hardest Working Dunce In All Of Usenet*, 1963 - 2005.
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