| Re: Seasons Greeting to all ol' farts |
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| FastmanŽ (NoW@ayJose.com) |
2004/12/15 04:25 |
<anonymous@remail.amessage.info> wrote:
and just had to say the following...
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>Seasons Greetings to all.
>
>A short note to extend best wishes for the upcomming holiday.
>May all of you gents make a little mary....er....merry.
>Please be carefull riding the ol' yak home (at US$19.95 using
>the 'rent a yak' service makes sense ...no?).
>
>I note with some dismay that posts 'l'sewhere seem to be getting
>rather 'bitchy'. That is not in good keeping with the spirit of
>the season. Some forget that ALL were 'newbies' at one time. I for
>one would not have a clue had it not been for the patient explanations
>that were made by the 'old farts' that used to hang in abeppt. My
>'security level' is a bit low to be offering advice in the 'on topic'
>froups so I leave that to 3ft (I declined the 'test' as like a few others
>I don't d/l the bunny's and have nothing on my 'puter anyways). I have leaned
>a lot from some of you fellas and will repay the debt some day.
>
>A guess as to the poster/lurker ratio---100 to 1 (more?) We NEED each other!
>As pointed out by a smart dunce, there is NO way that any of us will ever meet
>in RL, yet >knowing< that we are not alone and possibly having some one to
>talk to when RL does not go so well may save a life!!! It saved mine.
>
>Think about it! Remember the season and what it is REALLY about!
Isn't the term "...a smart dunce..." an oxymoron, or izzit a yak?
In any event a Merry Christmas to you, and remember.... if you wake up
during the night of December 24 th, or in the wee hours of December 25
th., and find a fat guy, dressed in a furry red & white suit, complete
with long white hair & a beard, stumbling around your home.....shoot
first and ask questions later!
--
A dunce for all seasons.
Founder & President, *Dunce of the Month Club*
Coordinator, *Yaks for the Yakless, International*
Voted *Usenets Most Trusted Person In History*, 1956 - 2005.
Declared *The Hardest Working Dunce In All Of Usenet*, 1963 - 2005.
Fastman: Faster than a speeding suppository-- straight up your ass!
Quote: "I have never met a dunce I've liked!"
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