>NoW@ayJose.com tossed this thought out into the electronic ether for all of us
>here to read, and said.......
>>
>>
>>>NoW@ayJose.com tossed this thought out into the electronic ether for all of
>us
>>>here to read, and said.......
>>>>
>>>>On Tue, 24 Feb 2004 17:58:28 -0600, Curly Bill
>>>><CurlyBill@Tombstone.town> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Well, older twin brother, you are out in front in the race, and you are
>>>moving
>>>>>>forward so rapidly that you are leaving me behind. I guess I will have to
>>>just
>>>>>>celebrate my 39th again <BG>!
>>>>>>Happy birthday, to both of us!!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>I'm not moving forward as fast as you think. You will catch
>>>>>me next year. The only time you'll see another 39 is when
>>>>>you turn 78. <s>
>>>>
>>>>Yes, yes, and yes, a belated Happy Natal Anniversary to you both.
>>>>I'd have gotten you both presents, but, well, I got myself something
>>>>instead.
>>>>Thanks!!
>>>>
>>>>--
>>>
>>>That's perfectly alright; whatever present you got for yourself, just turn
>it
>>>over to me right away. Or a double cash equivalent will do nicely also
><S>!!!
>>
>>Uh, hmmmm... really?
>>OK, how many blow-jobs do I owe you to date?<s>
>>
>>--
>
>Let us just call it $7,777 US and call it even; pay up <S>!!!
What? WTF?!!
How the hell did a US$20 bj get converted to over US$7,000?
Jesus man, you must have some really exotic local talent!!!
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