On Fri, 23 Jan 2004 23:24:44 -0600, Curly Bill
<CurlyBill@Tombstone.town> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 22 Jan 2004 23:17:33 -0600, Curly Bill
>><CurlyBill@Tombstone.town> wrote:
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>>>>On Thu, 22 Jan 2004 17:19:00 -0600, Curly Bill
>>>><CurlyBill@Tombstone.town> wrote:
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>>>>>
>>>>>>On Wed, 21 Jan 2004 22:19:59 -0600, Curly Bill
>>>>>><CurlyBill@Tombstone.town> wrote:
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>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>...none of you called, or sent me a present.
>>>>>>>>My only consolation is that I am still younger than any of you!
>>>>>>>>Hahahahahahahahahahaha...
>>>>>>>>so there.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Well hell, Happy Natal Anniversary. I tried to call, but
>>>>>>>your line was busy. May you have many more!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Thanks, even though.... but say, no present?
>>>>>>And after all I have done for you, both living & dead?
>>>>>>Bah!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>That's the trouble with you old folks: it's all about you, you, you!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>Ok, Ok.....I am sending you my rally car. You have to pay the shipping.
>>>>
>>>>Well, OK, but can't you just drive it here?
>>>>
>>>No. It doesn't have a top, and it's cold. You come here and get it
>>>if you don't want to pay the shipping.
>>
>>I'd get lost in a blizzard, somewhere between here, and there.
>>
>Heh, you got that right. We're under a winter storm watch for
>Saturday night and Sunday for an ice storm.
So, your "gift" was actually nothing more than an attempt to murder
me. Hah! Nice try, but remember, you have to sleep in very late, to
sneak anything past a dunce.
Heck, if Wildman really loved me, *he'd* pay the shipping costs!
--
A dunce for all seasons.
Founder & President, *Dunce of the Month Club*
Coordinator, *Yaks for the Yakless, International*
Voted *Usenets Most Trusted Person In History*, 1956 - 2004.
Declared *The Hardest Working Dunce In All Of Usenet*, 1963 - 2004.
Quote: "I have never met a dunce I've liked!"
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