>NoW@ayJose.com tossed this thought out into the electronic ether for all of us
>here to read, and said.......
>>
>>On Thu, 22 Jan 2004 23:17:33 -0600, Curly Bill
>><CurlyBill@Tombstone.town> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 22 Jan 2004 17:19:00 -0600, Curly Bill
>>>><CurlyBill@Tombstone.town> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Wed, 21 Jan 2004 22:19:59 -0600, Curly Bill
>>>>>><CurlyBill@Tombstone.town> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>...none of you called, or sent me a present.
>>>>>>>>My only consolation is that I am still younger than any of you!
>>>>>>>>Hahahahahahahahahahaha...
>>>>>>>>so there.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Well hell, Happy Natal Anniversary. I tried to call, but
>>>>>>>your line was busy. May you have many more!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Thanks, even though.... but say, no present?
>>>>>>And after all I have done for you, both living & dead?
>>>>>>Bah!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>That's the trouble with you old folks: it's all about you, you, you!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>Ok, Ok.....I am sending you my rally car. You have to pay the shipping.
>>>>
>>>>Well, OK, but can't you just drive it here?
>>>>
>>>No. It doesn't have a top, and it's cold. You come here and get it
>>>if you don't want to pay the shipping.
>>
>>I'd get lost in a blizzard, somewhere between here, and there.
>>
>>--
>
>Getting lost wouldn't be anything new for you; why would a blizzard make any
>difference? Just drive like Groucho would; head down, full throttle, and
>straight ahead <BG>!!!
See? Always bashing the dunce!
And, FWIW, you old bastard, it's only in the past few years that I
have become lost, on several occasions.
Someone seems to keep moving my kitchen.
I'll find out who it is, and when I do, there will be hell to pay!!!
--
A dunce for all seasons.
Founder & President, *Dunce of the Month Club*
Coordinator, *Yaks for the Yakless, International*
Voted *Usenets Most Trusted Person In History*, 1956 - 2004.
Declared *The Hardest Working Dunce In All Of Usenet*, 1963 - 2004.
Quote: "I have never met a dunce I've liked!"
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