Green Dappled Monotremata spewed Speed kills onto my shoes:
>In article <Xns93F5C2E6EA3clarity@honesty-is-underrated>, Puck
><miss_cheevus@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>Green Dappled Monotremata <gdm@danger.diabolik> wrote in
>>news:3f625fee16fe1@danger.diabolik:
>>
>>> In article <Xns93F5331D2F74clarity@honesty-is-underrated>, Puck
>>><miss_cheevus@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>Green Dappled Monotremata <gdm@danger.diabolik> wrote in
>>>>news:3f62534816dd1@danger.diabolik:
>>>>
>>>>> In article <Xns93F5217BC47Dclarity@honesty-is-underrated>, Puck
>>>>><miss_cheevus@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>Green Dappled Monotremata <gdm@danger.diabolik> wrote in
>>>>>>news:3f62514016d90@danger.diabolik:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> In article <Xns93F4F3FD96E6Eclarity@honesty-is-underrated>, Puck
>>>>>>><miss_cheevus@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>Phillipines Kyle <Phil@nicetoseeyoutoseeyou.nice> wrote in
>>>>>>>>news:eRfPNaIplgY$Ewmz@be.nice:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Puck spewed Speed kills onto my shoes:
>>>>>>>>>>Phillipines Kyle <Phil@nicetoseeyoutoseeyou.nice> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>news:xthEilJQVMY$Ewhv@be.nice:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Tijuana spewed Speed kills onto my shoes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>Phillipines Kyle <Phil@nicetoseeyoutoseeyou.nice> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>news:XrJtjjJPy6X$Ewcv@be.nice:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Tijuana spewed Speed kills onto my shoes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Phillipines Kyle <Phil@nicetoseeyoutoseeyou.nice> wrote in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:9UvXMqHU62X$EwbT@be.nice:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Serial Comms Sucks spewed Speed kills onto my shoes:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>In article <gpktlvgars2lsjp1h607oq1s9r0en0m3f3@4ax.com>,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Paul Spencer <ps@boynings.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On 10 Sep 2003 00:15:11 GMT, sherilyn@suespammers.org
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>When I say "at speed" I do not mean "at
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sixty mph", nor do I mean "at three mph". I mean at
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>something between ten and twenty mph.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>So to get back to the point, should we
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Who's this -we-, then?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We are family
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mmmmm. Danny...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Get ready
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>For the judge in me
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>He's coming over
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Get on your feet
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>All my goodness
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Is all I got for you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Have I shown you lately
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>What my clan can do?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I own your arse now
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>By rights... yeah
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We got family
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We got family
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>So when I call you up get y'all in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We got family
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>We got familly
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>So when I call you up get y'all in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> word
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Any particular one?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Three from the top and one from the middle, please, Carol.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>What's brown and knocks on your bedroom window at night?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> David Dickinson?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>What's Iron Maiden got to do with poo on stilts?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You saw them on TOTP?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>That short fat geezer with a nice neat harido?
>>>>>
>>>>> No, that was Sting.
>>>>
>>>>Who?
>>>
>>> That short fat geezer with a nice neat harido.
>>
>>Wasn't his name David?
>
>Whose?
Steve.
>
>>>>>>> I bet they never understood the phrase "self-parody".
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Neither do I.
>>>>>
>>>>> The audience even clapped for the guitar solo. In my day, we'd've
>>>>> spat at the cunt.
>>>>
>>>>Spit was invented back then?
>>>
>>> We had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun.
>>
>>Here comes the sun, here comes the sun
>
>Isn't there something about "little darlin'" in there, but it's about
>a donkey?
>
Ass.
>>And I say...
>
>That's a terrible Terry-Thomas impersonation.
>
Ding dong.
--
Phil K.
http://philkyle.thrill.to
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