On Fri, 30 Sep 2005 21:34:51 +0100, PMD <PMD@SIBU.HQ> wrote:
> JeanneDArc~ wrote:
>
>> PMD wrote:
>>
>>> Peter Hucker wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Thu, 29 Sep 2005 17:13:07 +0100, JeanneDArc~ <jda000111@hotmail.=
com>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOTINVALIDTOREPLY@meow.org.invalid> sk=
rev i
>>>>> melding news:dhfiqc$6k8$1@pookiehead.databasix.com...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> hon, my oh my what have i done to deserve it :)
>>>>> pizza is hardly the food of ghods, but good if you don`t buy them
>>>>> sheap.
>>>>> home made is best.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Pizza makes me very thirsty for the next 5 hours.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Cheese is wrong.
>>>
>>
>> salt,fat and the coulor they put in cheese is wrong.
>>
>
> Even without additives, cheese is wrong.
I'll tell you what's wrong, the =A33.50 lump of cheese from Tesco which =
has mould all over it 1 month before the best before date! I shall be r=
eturning it!
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One day a guy goes to his golf club on his own. Looking for a game, on t=
he firsttee he sees a lady on her own and asks her if could join her for=
a round.
She agrees and suggests that they play matchplay for =A35 to this he acc=
epts thechallenge.
She beats him 6 and 5 and takes the money. Whilst having a drink In the =
clubhouseshe says do you fancy a blowjob in the car park. The man was a =
bit bewildered but quickly agrees and out they go.
When they finished she said to him "same time next week" he hastenly sai=
d "yes can't wait."
Next week comes and they play for a fiver again - she beats him 5 and 4 =
and again offers a blowjob in the car park, the man says "please - i wou=
ld love one". Off they go to the car park.
When finished she said to him "I have a confession" he enquires further =
"what is it" she replies "i must tell you i am a man dressed as a woman"=
He retorts "Bastard - you played off the red tees!"
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