| Re: Icky, Carol, Heather, waki, Kingric, Larry, and the other problem children. |
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| Ferd Berfle (johnjohn12@hotmail.com) |
2004/12/10 06:25 |
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From: "Ferd Berfle" <johnjohn12@hotmail.com>
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Subject: Re: Icky, Carol, Heather, waki, Kingric, Larry, and the other problem children.
Date: Fri, 10 Dec 2004 08:25:12 -0500
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> Jiffy Main Event wrote:
> : : reverend maxwell snort wrote:
> : : : On Wed, 08 Dec 2004 14:59:04 +0000, Doktor Pete wrote:
> : : :
> : : : : "Kahuna" <ASK-KAHUNA@hawaii.rr.com> wrote
> : : : : <7v5ig9$4uk$1@news.stealthy.net>:
> : : : :
> : : : : :
> : : : : : Sergi <sergi@databasix.com> wrote in message
> : : : : : news:7v5as6$sgl$5@nntpd.databasix.com...
> : : : : : I was like, "Oh, my God! No WAY!" And so then "Kahuna"
> : : : : : <ASK-KAHUNA@hawaii.rr.com> totally goes like:
> : : : : :
> : : : : : :
> : : : : : : Sergi <sergi@databasix.com> wrote in message
> : : : : : news:7v3bpj$7b7$11@nntpd.databasix.com...
> : : : : : : I was like, "Oh, my God! No WAY!" And so then "Kent"
> : : : : : : <Kent@web-police.org> totally goes like:
> : : : : : :
> : : : : : : >Not enough room in subject line for all the problem
> : : : : : : children here in
> : : : : : this JFFC area. All first time >visitors should beware of the
> : : : : : JFFC as it is not presently a safe, enjoyable, nor fun place
> : : : : : by any means. We >are in the process of cleaning it up,
> : : : : : which will take a little time, but once we clean it up here
> : : : : : you will see
> : : : : : : how safe, enjoyable, helpful, fun, and pleasing place it is
> : : : : : : to
> : : : : : be. Those of you who heeded my advice in the >last few months
> : : : : : should come back later and look in. I will email as many of
> : : : : : you as I can once it is the real >just for fun club again.
> : : : : : Thanks folks.
> : : : : : :
> : : : : : : You're as much fun as a turd in a punchbowl, Kent. You
> : : : : : : suck so bad that the Jiffies would rather have me around
> : : : : : : than you.
> : : : : : :
> : : : : : : You finally made a really true statement and didn't even
> : : : : : : cross post it!
> : : : : : And by the way, the word wrap is a >problemn with your news
> : : : : : reader, not mine. You got a setting screwed up somewhere.
> : : : : : :
> : : : : :
> : : : : : No, it's on your end. It only wraps at 100 characters when I
> : : : : : read HTML posts
> : : : : : from OE.
> : : : : :
> : : : : : You should have some way to fix that. My posts wrap at 65
> : : : : : characters. Sorry about replying in HTML, didn't realize I was
> : : : : : doing that. Normally is set to reply in same format. Maybe
> : : : : : that is the problem.
> : : : : :
> : : : : : : Also if you are having problems with the Okra
> : : : : : : Manipulations, read the
> : : : : : original posts with the proper >procedures for removal after
> : : : : : the manipulation is finished. Your problem may be with the
> : : : : : 'jamming'. Is
> : : : : : : supposed to be gently inserted with a generous amount of
> : : : : : : lubrication.
> : : : : : Crisco will do if can't afford K-Y >jelly.
> : : : : :
> : : : : : I thought you just had the doctor spit on it before cramming
> : : : : : it up there. Anyway, why an okra? Why not just have your
> : : : : : girlfriend put on a strap on dildo
> : : : : : and but slam you?
> : : : : :
> : : : : : Now you being nasty again. You seem to think this Hebal
> : : : : : Hawaiian Okra Pain Relief Clinic is a joke. Let me explain
> : : : : : something. When done properly, the tip of the Okra secrets
> : : : : : papaain. I think I spelled that right. Same thing that is
> : : : : : used to make Adolph's meat tenderizer. This has been used to
> : : : : : disintegrate extruded pulp from herniated discs for many
> : : : : : years. But it is injected with a long needle into the back.
> : : : : : A small mistake can cause permanent paralysis. Done properly
> : : : : : with the Herbal Okra, it is absorbed into the tissue and does
> : : : : : the same thing. Disintegrates the extruded pulp. The
> : : : : : procedure involving the injection is expensive. Costs around
> : : : : : $2,500 . The Okra Manipulation can be done by anyone who has
> : : : : : experience in colonic irrigations or basic enema operations.
> : : : : : With a little training from the pain management specialists,
> : : : : : the average price of the manipulations is about $50. At the
> : : : : : Chinatown Pain Relief Clinic, we charge $100 for the
> : : : : : manipulation, but we furnish assistance to the patient for
> : : : : : relief of sexual arousement, if any occurs. The price also
> : : : : : includes a fifteen minute massage and relaxation period. No
> : : : : : hospitilazation is required so is very cost effective.
> : : : : :
> : : : : : Only thing different is the injection usually does the job
> : : : : : with one shot. The Herbal Okra Manipulation requires several
> : : : : : sessions. Depending on the patient. Sometimes three or four
> : : : : : is enough. But we have a few patients who have been getting
> : : : : : the treatment twice weekly for over a year.
> : : : : :
> : : : : : I personally have not ever had any back pain and cannot offer
> : : : : : any constructive criticism about the procedure. I do know
> : : : : : that trying to do the procedure yourself without the proper
> : : : : : method can be detrimental to your health.
> : : : : : FHK
> : : : :
> : : : : For the record, I can't offer any constructive criticism either.
> : : :
> : : : I'm going for my 3rd manipulation in about 2 weeks just before
> : : : Christmas. I'm really hoping no arousal issues come up. problem
> : : : is, the manipulations are in my neck, and not only do I hate the
> : : : taste of okra, but I worry about what relief they may want to
> : : : provide while I'm strapped to the table.
> : :
> : : well, as way old ast this poast is, I would say you are doing it
> : : wrong. Okra goes up yer ass, not in your mouth. Not unless you
> : : swallow, of course. Hope this helps.
> :
> : Spitting is the way to go.
>
> ok. you can spit, but gitter done.
>
In the spirit of the season, "tis better to give ........."
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