But then ... You all knew that.
I love to look at beautiful women; and even pictures of beautiful
women. I have SI calendars, both day-by-day and wall calendars.
I read Playboy; though looking through the mag for the pretty women is
pretty much the LAST thing I do. Now I look for the Forum Newsfront
first, the Playboy Party Jokes second, Playboy Advisor third, Cartoons
fourth, and then go through from cover-to-cover looking at all the
sexy women and anything else I might have missed.
It USED to be I'd start with Party-Jokes, Playboy Advisor, THEN pretty
women, and finally all the rest. Age, I guess, has set in. ;-}
Still, when it comes to pictures of pretty women, THESE DAYS anyway, I
find I prefer the Sports' Illustrated Swimsuit Issue women in bikinis
to the completely nude women in Playboy. Go figure.
Still, year after year I can't help but commiserate and feel sorry for
all the otherwise incredibly beautiful women gracing the pages of both
magazines, who all have one very blatant yet very-easily-correctable
physical-defect:
They don't have MY babies in their otherwise very sexy tummies.
And that's a crying shame.
Just HAD to repeat that. So ... I repeated it here.
It seems so OBVIOUS to me, you'd think those poor women would be
beating down my door in frantic need to correct the problem.
Yeah ... Right.
;-}
(Well ... After all, beauty *IS* in the eye of the beholder.)
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