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847 Here Kitty! (1973).txt
Here Kitty! (1973) + Dreams [SWV]
+ Rare bonus shorts & trailers
Not surprisingly, Here Kitty! is a film about a pussy. It’s a Seventies-style spin on the old story: girl loses cat, girl screws everyone in sight, girl finds cat. Lots of sex and a happy ending. What more could you ask for -- especially when the girl with the pussy problem is blessed with a cover-girl face and a centerfold body! Yow! Aficionados of proto-porn will recognize cute little PENNY KING (of Grad Night andTower of Love) sacrificing all to her art in the art-studio orgy scene. Thin and tiny-titted, Miss King had the “heroin chic” look ten years before it became all the rage. And just as God intended, Natural Bush is gloriously on display throughout, which is, of course, another reason to rejoice over this long-lost adult treasure!
Then two couples act out their sexual Dreams in a no-holes-barred featurette that gives new meaning -- or is it no meaning? -- to Freudian dream analysis! But for fans of the ultra-rare and the one-of-a-kind, there are two additional prizes in this crackerjack box of filthy fun. In the Ultra-Rare category, we have an audition reel involving sultry and sensuous “Frenchy” (of Caged Women) and GQ-esque “Gene” (of My Secretary I Love). Obviously strangers before this audition, the two awkwardly banter while they get intimate with each other. Meanwhile, the voice of the director is heard off-camera throughout, coaching and egging them on. “Now really start honking on it, Sweetie! Just honk on it! Honk city! Pick it up and do it.... Great! Honey, pick it up and hold it straight up and do it! Couple of good licks! Really honk on it up and down!” Honk? Yup, “honk.”
The One-of-a-Kind is a short called Plastopornicon starring (ahem) “Lydia Labia” and “Jocko Ram,” and introducing “Igloo Prince.” Now before you sneer at the hokey noms de porn, please be advised that the stars here are two life-size inflatable sex dolls, and Igloo Prince is a spitz! That’s right, this is a hardcore porno as enacted by plastic performers with a cameo by a dog! And it’s not stop-motion or claymation or CGI. Somehow, it’s all done in front of the camera and, amazingly, it works! Scored to silent era piano trills with dubbed-in dirty talk for the dolls, and featuring a money shot that must be seen to be believed, this sick puppy is truly mind-blowing! The Deviate saw it all and still doesn’t believe it!
And as if all this wasn’t enough, there’s LILLY FOSTER (Liz, Mama’s Little Girl) in a torrid lesbian short, and Cheri-magazine centerfold LITTLE ORAL ANNIE, “Winner of the Dream Suck Contest,” doing a promo for the hardcore epic Titillation! Plus additional triple-XXX trailers for: The Hot Oven (pizza with penis), Young and Innocent (sex-starved summer-camp girls), Undercovers (“A small atomic device implanted in a vagina!”), The Sensuous Detective (“He Investigates the Most Unlikely Places!”), Night Pleasures (“Welcome to the Whisper World!”), collectively featuring the talents of TIFFANY CLARK, SAMANTHA FOX, BECKY SAVAGE, SHARON MITCHELL, SERENA, JOAN DEVLON, JOHN LESLIE, JAMIE GILLIS, RON JEREMY, and many others in their pornographic prime! In all, over two hump-happy hours of jismatic pleasure!
- Don the Deviate, Satyrus Emeritus
IMDb:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1977812/
Link:
http://depositfiles.com/files/z6cvv5faa
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