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Jane Bond (1973)
She's a spy! She s a slut! She's spy-slut secret agent Jane Bond (JOAN **bullshit: straight copy/paste from the SWV description**
Credit to Radio King for Usenet post.
Vid specs:
Resolution: 704x528
Audio: 128kbps CBR
Language: English
Format: Xvid .avi
Duration: 00:57:21
Size: 700 MB
Quality: Fairly good---ABA quality
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Jane Bond (1973)
Also Known As
Girl From A.U.N.T.I.E.
Jane Bond the Girl From AUNTIE
Distributor Video City
Compilation No
Director Bob Kirk
Minutes 59
All-Girl No
All-Male No
Actresses
* Alicia
* G. Bania
* Joan Devlon [IR]
* Val Anderson (as Valerie) [IR]
Actors
* Bob Kirk
* Frank Ford (as Frank)
* Sammy
Scene Breakdowns
* Scene 1. Joan Devlon, Bob Kirk
* Scene 2. Joan Devlon, Val Anderson, Frank Ford
* Scene 3. blonde, brun, Joan Devlon, Val Anderson, 2 guys, black_guy
* Scene 4. black_girl, Bob Kirk
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0141420/combined
Jane Bond (1975)
Overview
Release Dates:
USA 15 February 1975 (Chicago, Illinois)
USA 28 March 1975 (Los Angeles, California)
USA May 1975 (New York City, New York)
Genre: Adult
Tagline: A new kind of thrill!
Plot: Secret agent Jane Bond is assigned to break up a heroin-smuggling ring operating out of Hong Kong.
Plot Keywords: Heroin Smuggling | Secret Agent | Spoof | Deep Throat | Ejaculation
Cast
Alicia
Val Anderson ... Madam Lee (as Valerie)
Debbie
Joan Devlon ... Jane Bond
Frank ... Frank
Bob Kirk ... Jane's Guy
Pat
Sammy
Vince
Directed by Bob Kirk
Distributors
* Video City (????) (USA) (VHS)
* Something Weird Video (SWV) (1999) (USA) (VHS)
* Something Weird Video (SWV) (2006) (USA) (DVD) (DVD-R)
* Alpha Blue Archives (2007) (USA) (DVD)
* Alpha Blue Archives (????) (USA) (VHS) (XXX double feature #22)
Additional Details
Also Known As:
Runtime: 59 min
Country: USA
Language: English
Color: Color
Filming Locations:
Chinatown, San Francisco, California, USA
San Francisco, California, USA IM BE CIL ES
Did You Know?
Soundtrack:
Lazy Afternoon ...and nine others...
- http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0141420/soundtrack
User Reviews
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2 out of 2 people found the following review useful.
Joan Devlon: Si; director Bob Kirk: NO!, 5 January 2011
Author: lor_ from New York, New York
Joan Devlon fans undoubtedly enjoy this extremely poorly made porn opus, courtesy of incompetent director Bob Kirk. If only she could have chosen her projects (and auteurs) more wisely.
It's not a bad idea -- having Joan as a super spy, actually spoofing MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E. (or Stefanie Powers in GIRL FROM U.N.C.L.E?) in addition to 007. But Frisco-based uber-hack Kirk botches everything, seemingly on purpose.
Joan is introed in bed with a lunk as Monty Norman's James Bond theme plays on the soundtrack, first of its many pirated appearances. After sex a phone call gives her a new assignment, so Jane (Joan) jumps into her trusty Dodge Charger heading for the airport.
She's off to Hong Kong to see Madame Lee about a heroin-smuggling ring, hiding the dreaded powder in art objects headed for San Francisco. That's basically the film's entire plot, but what Kirk does with it is abominable.
First off, Frisco's Chinatown is thoroughly unconvincing standing in supposedly for Hong Kong, after some stock footage of a Pan Am takeoff. But then Kirk has the temerity to use black actors in all the Asian roles -- why??? In 1975 there were plenty of Oriental actresses in porn for him to take his pick, but no, that would be too minimally competent for the Kirkster. I will concede that Asian male porn stars (Bob Chinn certainly doesn't count) were nearly nonexistent, except for a guy I saw in a Lisa Lipps video over a decade later, but female talent should have sufficed.
So besides the black woman dressed in a Suzie Wong outfit to play Madame Lee we have a black guy calling himself Sun Yee as the arch villain, AKA Sidney Greentree, in a lame attempt to invoke those great WB villains circa MALTESE FALCON. Jane's outfit is called A.U.N.T.I.E., and there's a white guy supposedly sent by U.N.C.L.E. (no copyright infringement possible in Pornoland) who looks like Viggo Mortensen with a big dick (no, I don't know the size of Viggo's actual package, just describing the creep on screen).
Second half of the mercifully short feature is devoted to an endless, poorly photographed (distant camera, occasionally zooming in to capture a money shot, but with no editing) orgy in which soporific muzak versions of many hoary standards are played: "People", "Who Can I Turn To?", "Tenderly", "The Wonder of You", "Please Release Me", "Love Is Blue", "Softly As I Leave You", Misty" and my personal favorite "Lazy Afternoon". I'm getting sleepy just reading this list.
Film ends back in Frisco in the opening water bed set with Jane's guy turning out to be a bad guy all along, which really pisses off Jane as she catches him in bed with a black girl named Annie. (Mixed combo is the name of the game in this movie.) She zaps him with a sound-effect-only ray gun (WTF??) before Monty Norman's theme crescendos and we're out of here.
After seeing half a dozen of Bob Kirk's Frisco quickies I can only conclude the filmmaker had severe brain damage. Little did he know that intrepid mercenaries at companies like Alpha Blue and Something Weird would unleash his substandard junk to a whole new generation several decades later. Had he known, perhaps he would have tried harder, or not.
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DRAGON ART THEATRE DOUBLE FEATURE VOL 198 : GIRL FROM A.U.N.T.I.E. / DIARY OF AN EROTIC WRITER - DVD-R
After beginning the day by bouncing up and down on her bearded boyfriend "The Kid" (that's what his tattoo reads), Miss Bond gets her assignment (in a phone booth) from the secret organization known as A.U.N.T. and is off to break up a heroin ring in Hong Kong. Hong Kong, however, looks suspiciously like early seventies San Francisco. Nevertheless, after knocking out some bad guy with a sound effect. Jane makes contact with the notorious Madame Lee...who looks suspiciously like an African American with a monstrous bush. Madame Lee offers to show Jane some "rituals of relaxation..." which looks suspiciously like some good ol mouth to nookie lesbian love. In the middle of their sapphic stylings, some guy named Frank casually enters the room and just as casually joins in. Secret agents are so wacky.
Her story will no doubt be a bestseller with the Book of the Muff Club.
SKU: 37233
Format: DVD-R
Year: 1970s
Color: Color
Starring: Joan Devlon
Co-starring: Paul Thomas
Other cast: John Seeman
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