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I Am Always Ready (1978).txt
I Am Always Ready (1978)
aka: Always Ready
Director: Carlos Tobalina (as Troy Benny)
Stars:
John Holmes ... Himself
Ronie Ross ... Herself
Fernando Fortes ... Fernando
Marlene Munroe ... Actress in Motel Room (as Marlene Monroe)
Barbara Wallae
Rita Mason
Mike Horner ... Actor on Waterbed (as Roy Clark Jr.)
Shery Reed
Carol Lougan
Liza Dwyer ... Actress on Waterbed with John (as Susan Madrid)
Linda Thompson
Connie Peterson ... Actress with Karl and Louisa (as Connie Petersen)
Blair Harris ... Actor in Orgy (uncredited)
Dorothy LeMay ... Married Actress (uncredited)
Lee LeMay ... Married Actor (uncredited)
Vicky Lindsay ... Actress in Kitchen (uncredited)
Ken Scudder ... Karl Johansson (uncredited)
Paul Thomas ... Actor in Orgy (uncredited)
Ray Wells ... Actor in Orgy (uncredited)
Storyline:
A young woman inherits a lot of money and decides to fulfill her dream--go to San Francisco, make porn movies and have sex with John Holmes.
IMDB User Review:
The premise certainly has promise: A wealthy woman (the rather plain looking Ronnie Ross) decides to use her considerable fortune to make and direct her own hardcore feature starring legendary 70's porn stud John Holmes. Alas, Carlos Tobalina's flat and uninspired by-the-numbers direction fails to provide any essential heat or humor to make said premise work. Instead this flick merely plods from one insipidly staged sex scene to another without ever generating much in the way of either laughs or eroticism. The bland cardboard cinematography rates as another serious problem, with the alarming overuse of static master shots draining the energy out of almost all of the on-screen coupling (for example, the bungled inevitable climactic orgy is just decent at best due to an unfortunate lack of extensive coverage needed to make it truly sizzle). On the plus side, the funky-chilling score hits the get-down groovy spot, the gals look hot and natural, Fernando Fortes amuses as a horny cameraman, and we do get to see a lot of Holmes' famously enormous phallus. A disappointing missed opportunity.
Filesize: 1375.7 MB | Type: MKV | Duration: 01:15:03 | Video: 720x480 29.970fps Anamorphic 1.85:1 | Audio: AC3 1
Encoded with no filters. DVD source. Restored in 2k from the 35mm camera negative.
Vinegar Syndrome release.
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