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GLF_002_Garden and Stars.txt
The Big Book of Great Lake Folklore
as told by Osphalanu
The Garden
All of the stories that I am going to tell you are the dreams of Efeh.
Efeh, the Great Mother, is dreaming us. We are nothing but her dream. Everything that you see on the Earth and in our sky and in the deep, distant night sky is just a dream. You are a dream. I am a dream. Everything here is but a fleeting dream.
Our whole Universe is inside the womb of Efeh, the Great Mother. The world in which she lives is very difficult for us to describe. The difference in size between her world and ours is very great.
Snake is also there. He is the friend of Adah and Efeh. He advises them as to which branches hold the tastiest fruit. The more fruit they eat the better they know the difference between good and evil. The more fruit they eat the more years they add to their lives. The more fruit they eat the more they notice how good looking the other one is. They make love over and over again every day. When nighttime comes they lay down in the crook of a big branch and go to sleep. Every night they have big dreams.
In that land it is now nighttime. Efeh is sleeping next to Adah. One night for them is a thousand, thousand years for us. Right now Efeh is dreaming us into existence.
How the Stars Were Created
Very slowly the pod began to stretch sideways. It was very soft. That took about ten thousand years. It stretched farther and farther. It got really squat and long. All of a sudden it snapped in two! Now there were two identical, almost clear pods.
After awhile those two pods started to stretch, too. They were really gooey. They stretched and they stretched. They got longer and longer. That took another ten thousand years. Then all of a sudden, whap! They split apart. Now there were four tiny, transparent pods in a little group.
The dividing continued. And it got faster. One year, two years, three years. Snap! Whap! Flop! All of the pods kept dividing. By now this little thing was still only the size of the tip of an arrow.
Seven years, eight years, nine years. Ket Nehtohrob kept getting bigger and bigger, and you could see him using his little hands to hang onto his huge stone. And he just kept on sucking and sucking. His stone was getting really red!
Ten years, eleven years, twelve years. Very gradually soft little hairs started to sprout at the base of his huge stone. And the more he sucked and sucked on his giant stone, the bigger and bigger his gems got. They were expanding. They were getting really, really big. Way too big. His stone was so huge and stiff and red! Then it started to turn purple! And his giant gems swung from side to side.
All of a sudden his gems began to tremble. They shook and they rattled. They wobbled and they bounced. Then there was a tremendous explosion! His quicksilver hit the back of his throat so hard that he started tumbling backward through space. Then "Kaboom!" that divine water exploded out of his mandala! It was like lakefulls of very hot, wet, bright juice! It shot out with such force that it was like an ocean wave! "Foooosh!" an immense mist began to fill the Universe. Each drop of mist was infinitely bright and very, very hot.
Ket Nehtohrob kept spewing for a full day. And that stuff just kept spraying out of his behind. "Foooosh! Foooosh!"
Finally, after one whole day, it was over. The Universe was finally full of infinite, white specks of wet, hot light. That is how the Universe came to be filled with stars.
To be continued...
copyright 2009 Craig Philip Richard
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