On 2009-02-25 10:56:48 -0500, Hermes Trismeg <CraigRichard@excite.com> said:
> I just read a report put out by the Police Department in Florence,
> Italy. Recently throughout Tuscany there has been a rash of tasteless
> photograph defacement.
>
> The attached photo is an example of the suspected offender's damaging
> work. He seems to enjoy destroying logos, trademarks, and jpeg
> numbers and adding graffiti and other personal nonsense to
> professional works.
>
> The offender is believed to be a Caucasian male, middle-aged, six feet
> tall, about 180 lbs., and is believed to be a failed artist or
> photographer.
>
> A number of famous photographers have been in contact with the Chief
> of Police and have voiced their horror and disgust at the defacement
> of their fine art.
>
> A new Florence Department Office has been created, called "Polizia
> Graffitia", to deal with this, and other offenders. The department
> head is offering 10,000 Euros for information leading to the arrest
> and conviction of this imposter. If you come across this person, be
> very cautious. He is reported to be in possession of unlimited Adobe
> Photoshop filters, and should therefore be considered armed and
> dangerous.
>
> If you have any information about this heinous criminal, please notify
> the authorities.
€10,000 seems grossly inadequate when we're dealing with such a
low-life art-defacing motherfucker as this.
I'm not gonna sing for less than six figures.
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