On Sun, 22 Jun 2014 11:36:43 GMT, "dr. who?" <noemail@none.com> wrote:
>Scottie@boozehouse.com (ScoBoo) wrote in news:53a651d6$0$17049$c3e8da3
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>added to my keep'em file
>thanks
>dr.who?
From an e-mail circulating on the ether this week... enjoy! (more of
the wisdom of beer!) Link just shows a beer mug... no need to
visit/click.
Regards and thanks to the posters!!!
Spermy
Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then
I look into the glass
And think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and
dreams. If I didn't drink
This beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be
shattered. I think, "It is better
To drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and
worry about my liver."
Babe Ruth
http://cdn1.iconfinder.com/data/icons/BRILLIANT/food/png/400/beer.png
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
Lyndon B. Johnson
http://cdn1.iconfinder.com/data/icons/BRILLIANT/food/png/400/beer.png
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
Paul Horning
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
H. L. Mencken
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin, When we commit no sin,
We go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
George Bernard Shaw
http://cdn1.iconfinder.com/data/icons/BRILLIANT/food/png/400/beer.png
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Benjamin Franklin
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but
The wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
Dave Barry
"and there are wheels on Beer trucks"
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BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!
W. C. Fields
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Remember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.
Professor Irwin Corey
http://cdn1.iconfinder.com/data/icons/BRILLIANT/food/png/400/beer.png
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a
can!
Leo Durocher
http://cdn1.iconfinder.com/data/icons/BRILLIANT/food/png/400/beer.png
One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin said to his buddy, Norm Peterson:
"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this.. A herd of buffalo can only move
as fast as the slowest buffalo.
And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the
back that are killed first.
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the
general speed and health
Of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the
weakest members!. In much the same way,
The human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol,
As we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest
and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain
cells, making the brain a
Faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel
smarter after a few beers.
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