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Mark (Mark@nomail.com) 2011/01/28 19:40

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>
> A little history:
>
> Jimmy announces in the star trek group that from now on he will only
> post in alt.binaries.jimmy. Many beg him to pick another group because
> few servers carry alt.binaries.jimmy. Jimmy's response - "fuck you,
> that's where I'm posting"
>
> Lurkers stumble into Jimmy's new group but don't know the carryover
> password from the star trek group. They beg Jimmy to give them the
> password. Jimmy's response - "fuck you, I'm not posting it."
>
> Some who do know the password download huge Rar files posted by Jimmy
> only to find out that the files inside are one's they've already seen.
> They beg Jimmy to post the file names so they don't have to download 2
> gigs for nothing. Jimmy's response - "fuck you, I don't post file
> names."
>
> Jimmy decides to enter his password backwards. Many non english
> speakers don't get it and beg Jimmy for another hint. Jimmy's response
> - "fuck you if you can't figure it out."
>
> Jimmy decides to use Truecrypt. He posts keyfiles but many lurkers
> aren't around when the keyfiles are posted. Now they can't find them
> amongst 10's of thousands of posts going back months. They beg Jimmy
> to repost the keyfiles. Jimmy's response - "fuck you, I already posted
> them."
>
> Most lurkers say to themselves "fuck Jimmy and his group" and leave.
> Now Jimmy wonders why no one is left to thank him for his posts.

That's kind of funny but also so true. lol


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