On 24 Jan 2011 02:57:33 GMT, urAdickhe@d.jim wrote:
>jimmy <jimmy@ where.com> wrote:
>> lol
>
>A little history:
>
>Jimmy announces in the star trek group that from now on he will only post
>in alt.binaries.jimmy. Many beg him to pick another group because few
>servers carry alt.binaries.jimmy. Jimmy's response - "fuck you, that's
>where I'm posting"
>
>Lurkers stumble into Jimmy's new group but don't know the carryover
>password from the star trek group. They beg Jimmy to give them the
>password. Jimmy's response - "fuck you, I'm not posting it."
>
>Some who do know the password download huge Rar files posted by Jimmy only
>to find out that the files inside are one's they've already seen. They beg
>Jimmy to post the file names so they don't have to download 2 gigs for
>nothing. Jimmy's response - "fuck you, I don't post file names."
>
>Jimmy decides to enter his password backwards. Many non english speakers
>don't get it and beg Jimmy for another hint. Jimmy's response - "fuck you
>if you can't figure it out."
>
>Jimmy decides to use Truecrypt. He posts keyfiles but many lurkers aren't
>around when the keyfiles are posted. Now they can't find them amongst 10's
>of thousands of posts going back months. They beg Jimmy to repost the
>keyfiles. Jimmy's response - "fuck you, I already posted them."
>
>Most lurkers say to themselves "fuck Jimmy and his group" and leave. Now
>Jimmy wonders why no one is left to thank him for his posts.
your funny but yet another lurker that can't use his real nick.
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