jimmy <jimmy@ where.com> wrote:
> lol
A little history:
Jimmy announces in the star trek group that from now on he will only post
in alt.binaries.jimmy. Many beg him to pick another group because few
servers carry alt.binaries.jimmy. Jimmy's response - "fuck you, that's
where I'm posting"
Lurkers stumble into Jimmy's new group but don't know the carryover
password from the star trek group. They beg Jimmy to give them the
password. Jimmy's response - "fuck you, I'm not posting it."
Some who do know the password download huge Rar files posted by Jimmy only
to find out that the files inside are one's they've already seen. They beg
Jimmy to post the file names so they don't have to download 2 gigs for
nothing. Jimmy's response - "fuck you, I don't post file names."
Jimmy decides to enter his password backwards. Many non english speakers
don't get it and beg Jimmy for another hint. Jimmy's response - "fuck you
if you can't figure it out."
Jimmy decides to use Truecrypt. He posts keyfiles but many lurkers aren't
around when the keyfiles are posted. Now they can't find them amongst 10's
of thousands of posts going back months. They beg Jimmy to repost the
keyfiles. Jimmy's response - "fuck you, I already posted them."
Most lurkers say to themselves "fuck Jimmy and his group" and leave. Now
Jimmy wonders why no one is left to thank him for his posts.
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