Chimps are People too (The Life Story of Tarzan), We are the Aliens (damn
those Martians and Muslims!), The Woman Who Thinks like a Cow (The Great
British Mad Cow Experiment), Can Fish Make My Child Smart (only if you
trust in the HHGTTG!), Dr Money and the Boy with No Penis (the rest of the
world calls them girls), The Truth About Vitamins (depending on whether you
work for or against the competing pharmaceutical giants), Project
Poltergeist (does explain the british love to be led by the nose so
mysteriously via of the royals), The Demonic Ape (sequel to the new Tarzan
movie finally to be made), The Day We Learned To Think (duh, we did?!!),
etc., etc., etc.
Now the mystery has been solved to the character of the British pimples,
err, I mean, people. (subject to future BBC Documentary series, How the
British discovered facial skin care ... bottling zits! ... 20 part series!)
Biker.
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