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Subject: Re: 0ne royal wedding dress please
Date: Fri, 29 Apr 2011 07:41:12 +1000
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Pixie <Pixie@AnnWheatley.com.invalid> wrote:
>On Thu, 28 Apr 2011 09:50:44 +1000, doir <not_dior@abcp.invalid>
>wrote:
>
/snipT
>>I had to buy it just to make sure me
>>photo wasn't on Page3<g>
>>
>What? Today is Court News day?? You been speeding again??
>/snigger...
>
They impounded me donkey last Thursday!
>>>The interpretation of the dress on the telemovie was much nicer than
>>>the original!
>>"chic flicks"... both of them??
>>
>Both of what?? One was the dress Kate actually wore, the telemovie was
>just an improved look for the masses, cos the original was a bit naff.
>
>Those lingerie type "dresses" that 20 year olds wear and those (cougar
>types) that get dressed in the dark.
/snipT
>>Or a huge wardrobe?
>>
>You haven't read about the GGeneral being razzed about spending on
>clothes?? With the GG off to the wedding... I'm interested to see what
>She is wearing...
A fine woman is our GG. I am sure her will be a match for Lizzie:-)
>The GG even got razzed about the flowers She spent money on.
>She can...(spend on flowers) cos She don't spend nuffin' on FOOD...
>ROFL...
>
Yes,, "fine" that way too.. mheh heh
Built for sliding speed?
>Bit of a shame, but She doan need the bad Press about anything else at
>the moment.
>
I think the Chinese plumb wore her out!
Looking a tad second-hand on Telly last night... mmmmm?
>Monkey Bum Red... Lobster Bisque Rose... Sunset on Mt Vesuvius Red....
>"Ranga" kinda loses its sting compared to those!
>/laff
>
/chuckles
Good ol' aussie humour, eh? Still alive in our Capital, amazing!
/snipT
>>Nothing like a good leg cross to lift a movie!
>>
>Am lookin' forward to hearing your views on Thatcher crossing
>Her legs... mehehehe.
>
Well.. if her is slow about it I aint objecting!
Heh.. heard recently in the corridors of an RSL
hospice.. "He is a good sort!".
Gran 'whispering' to her G'DIL as a rather portly
shuffling octarian male ambled by.
>Sometimes there were real women politicians... and then there were
>people like Natasha Spot the Destroyer...>
I liked that Rice bird.. in the US gummint.
Nice body and not too loud around the lips.. know what I mean?
>Makin' it hard to be taken seriously, about anything.... mehehhe...
>What's Herself doing now??... Oh yes... raising chillun...
>Go figure!! Mother Nature wins again.... meheheh.
>Get in on the ground level, leave with a lifetime pension and then go
>get a REAL job.... /snigger...
>
I think it was the blonde hair...?.. no?
/ducks
>>Would herself remember who the royals are?
>>
>I doan think She's lost the plot?? Has She??
>
Last I heard.. yes.. "google it" <bg>
>Thought She was just old and frail now?? She spent time in hospital
>late last year, I thought it had to do wiff dat??
>She's 85ish... Denis is 95!!! He deserves a medal!!
>
Indeed he does.. "Iron Maiden" wasn't far off the
mark.. methinks.. heh heh
>>hey..!.. Barry and the Missus diddun get invited..!.. that's a cool
>>$30M saving on its own!
>>
>Heh, see below... not saved at all!
>
mmmm.. would have happened anyway.. as I see it.
That's apolitical.. this is Family.
BIG difference.
>I reckons more will be spent just guarding Barry next month than will
>be spent guarding the current 1900 guests...
>
The Yanks will pay that tab... bet on it.
IF they are lucky the Poms might supply the tea...
and if so it will be recycled Windsor House teabags!!... heh heh
>>Yeh.. "at Grannys".. heh, would they be entertained as
>>at a wedding feast at 'my' Grannys!
>>
>Witchety grubs and eucalypt tea?? Mebbe not so much!
>
naaaaahhh... cycad bread and bush honey.. as "scones"!
http://www.aschoonerofscience.com/?p=1336
>>Hope they are used to having their tea stirred with a finger!
>>
>/hands over eyes... /laff
>No comment about where that finger has been.... :-D
>I'll bring my own cup... and spoon! ... /giggle...
>
Its ok.. we gave up using newspaper in the dunny, save
the trees ya noe.. and now have rolls of Dawn mounted
on the wall.
"Clean hands Mum"... see!:-))))
>>But they gotta have footmen/persons to pickup the horseshit!
>>
>Noooooooo... you haven't heard??
>They will be picked up by the Plebs and sold on Ebay....
>
Never happen.. them Poms would be too tight to supply
the packaging!
>Doan laugh, it's TRUE!!
>rofl...
>/serious... I thought they was given enemas beforehand??
>The horses... not the footmen... /laff
>
Could well be... but then there is still the problem of
gas... how embwassmint!
>>Dum and Dumma?
>>
>Everyone loves a love story. No matter the cost.
>
yeh.. right. We see how much Chad ran theirs over
the DVD player.. "ran" and "over" being key words<g>
>>Bloody hope none of our taxes are paying for anything
>>more than a bloody air ticket!
>>
>I doan even know what our Pressie was... you??
>/later...
>Hey... even cynical you will have to think this is pretty good.
>It's reported that all they want for wedding gifts are donations to
>charity. The giver gets to pick the charity.
>
It avoids the protocol problems in getting _nothing_!!
/laff
>Australia donated $25K to the Royal Flying Doctor Service....
>NZ donated to the ChCh earthquake appeal...
>Well... that's a bit nice of them!! Aye?!! Give ourselves our own
>money!!.... /giggle...
A more meaningful gesture would for it to have come from
the Windsor coffers.. ya think?
oH yeh.. that's right.. they are busted arse broke also.. down
to their last $10B.
>>I can do charcoal barra and home-brewed gingerbeer for
>>a $10/hd tab... mheh heh heh
>>
>Oh!! I lurrrrrve home made ginger beer!!!
>
Ours is a full brew.. when I make it. You can handle 8%?
>Not so fond of shitty barra... /blachk...
>Make it flathead and I might "repondez s'il vous plait" wiff a "oui".
>Barra is for those who is just pretendin' to be posh....
>/grin...
>
It is easy to get.. is all. I aint spending good hours
hunting down Maori Rass to feed a mob!
>>I am still examining the label on the sock found under the bed.
>>Just to be certain HIS family can afford my brand of beer!
>>
>/visions of....
>Kit riding the length and breadth of Queensland on His horrrrse to
>find the owner of said Merino double knit sock... to marry your Fair
>Maiden Daughter and buy you beer in your retirement...
>rofl...
>Good luck wiff dat...
>
I am greasing the saddle right about now<g>
/snipT
>Oh, they is always in the news fer bitin' someone. Really!
>The Queen thinks it's hilarious.. the bitee, not so much!
>Corgis is vicious when they doan like you!
>
Well.. thankfully Lizzy does, like us.. and we her.
So the corgis can just lump it:-)
>>Blue blood on the carpet will prolly match the curtains!!
>>
>They doan bite their own!! Silly!
>They bite the Plebs! Tastier... I'm shure!
>
Them ecerary fellas are plebs?
>>.. gotta run.
>>Great to see you up and about:-)
>>
>Yeah, a short reprieve is always welcomed.
>Unexpected, so makin' the most of it.
>
Good.. do not push it, K?
Spots of fine chat make a pleasant change around
these parts. Few of us left!
/looks around
I may have to revise that number.. mheh heh heh
>>HUGE Easter here and then ANZAC day to just make
>>it more complicated...
>>Who wrote THAT calendar..?.. hadda be a goil<g>
>>
>I doan believe it was a woman who sent all those Diggers to their
>deaths on that day.... you??
>Men and their wars... simple creatures, so easily amused by things
>that go "bang"....
>
feh.. feh I say, woman.
Twas some yGen people mover wanting to get the stone throwers
and the missile launchers all together on the one weekend and git
done with the crucifications and gassings!
>>/ducks and runs
>>
>>cya
>>
>Gittin' a lot of exercise wiff all that duckin' and weavin' is you...
>meheheh
>
..an' still "at it".. heh heh
>Pixie :-))
>
>ps... jus' noticed your receive pic of the CnStitch files. Mine was
>different again. Same "all over the place" arrival though.
>
/nods
tis crap alright...
/grumble
>I never woulda picked your Litmus paper to be blue!! I reckons you
>should do the test again!
Say whaaaa.. I aint acidic enuff already!
>Hey... now DS is over, my Usenet lag seems to be gone. Not sure how
>that works...
Me neither.. never understood it, a stoopid idea.
Took us two years to unblock those cow udders the year
we tried it here.. bloody disaster! And no Fed gummint
funds as relief neither.. not in those days!
Bread and jam , no butter.. for six months!
.. the day starts.
cYa:-)
--
kit
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