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"Pixie" wrote in message news:dfkhr65k1khri7slcot5gu0rh5htvfe8u8@4ax.com...
On Thu, 28 Apr 2011 09:50:44 +1000, doir <not_dior@abcp.invalid>
wrote:
>Pixie <Pixie@AnnWheatley.com.invalid> wrote:
>>On Thu, 28 Apr 2011 06:41:53 +1000, doir <not_dior@abcp.invalid> the
>>Stubbies Fashionista offered:
>>
>>>
>>>How can a single wedding dress be done for $434K(aud)?
>>>http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_royals/20110319/wl_yblog_royals/royal-wedding-snapshots-dress-drama-and-mug-mix-up
>>>
>>Mehehe... good morning!
>Oh GutenMorg to you, Pixie:-)
>
>>You caught the Kate and Wills movie/catastrophe last night, then??
>>/laff
>naah.. headlines in the local rag.
>I had to buy it just to make sure me
>photo wasn't on Page3<g>
>
What? Today is Court News day?? You been speeding again??
/snigger...
>>The interpretation of the dress on the telemovie was much nicer than
>>the original!
>"chic flicks"... both of them??
>
Both of what?? One was the dress Kate actually wore, the telemovie was
just an improved look for the masses, cos the original was a bit naff.
Those lingerie type "dresses" that 20 year olds wear and those (cougar
types) that get dressed in the dark.
>> Not sure what money calculator you is using, but we is getting around
>>64 pence for our dollar... how does the dress become $434K in your
>>head??!!!
>>
>nup.. wern't.. tis in print.
>
Oohhhhhh!! /smacks forehead... so that makes it a Truth...
/hands in the air.../laff
>An' doan ask me which paper.. mheh heh heh
>I am sure it is national news!!
>/laaafffffff
>
Could only be your noof hometown rag. Purveyors of Truth in Reporting
that they are... meheheh.
>>>your opinion?
>>>http://au.news.yahoo.com/polls/popup/-/poll_id/%0960882/
>>>
>>The fact remains.... male politicians can wear the same suit, only
>>changing the tie, for a whole year without dry cleaning it and no one
>>notices. Same socks an' all.
>'cept Mr. Rudd... eh?
>
Virgos wouldn't be caught dead smelling like yesterday's clothes. No.
As with Geminis, they are vain like that.... mehehe.
Always lookin' to see who's lookin' at them.... /snicker...
>>The SECOND the Press see a flash of the same colour two days in a row
>>on a woman, they are onto it.
>>Women should have more sense than to go into Politics... /laff
>>
>Or a huge wardrobe?
>
You haven't read about the GGeneral being razzed about spending on
clothes?? With the GG off to the wedding... I'm interested to see what
She is wearing...
The GG even got razzed about the flowers She spent money on.
She can...(spend on flowers) cos She don't spend nuffin' on FOOD...
ROFL...
Julz has been keeping a low profile since She got razzed about wearing
that carpet dress.
I gotta admit, I woulda sacked the buyer that got that for Her!! It
was awful on a number of levels.
Luckily, She is a fast learner. She's dressing like a man, so they
have nothing to razz Her about. Haven't seen Her in anything but a
suit since the carpet dress disaster.
Bit of a shame, but She doan need the bad Press about anything else at
the moment.
>Amusing how it is some of the press are still beating the "Ranga" drum
>for our dear lady PM. eh?
>
Haven't heard it as much lately.
On Cactus, it's the daily ritual of what colour Clairol She is
wearing.
Monkey Bum Red... Lobster Bisque Rose... Sunset on Mt Vesuvius Red....
"Ranga" kinda loses its sting compared to those!
/laff
>>This is not about women's rights, it's about a slow news day at the
>>newspaper. Men have little more to do than look up women's skirts,
>>only now they publish it... /laff
>>
>Isn't that illegal, now?
>
Not if you don't get caught!
>The femmenazis made it a crime.. no?
>
It was overturned by the Human Rights mob.../grin
>Nothing like a good leg cross to lift a movie!
>
Am lookin' forward to hearing your views on Thatcher crossing
Her legs... mehehehe.
>>Thatcher had the same problem. They were more interested in the last
>>time She washed Her hair, than anything that was coming out of Her
>>mouth!
>Yeh well... yaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwn:-<
>
Sometimes there were real women politicians... and then there were
people like Natasha Spot the Destroyer...
Makin' it hard to be taken seriously, about anything.... mehehhe...
What's Herself doing now??... Oh yes... raising chillun...
Go figure!! Mother Nature wins again.... meheheh.
Get in on the ground level, leave with a lifetime pension and then go
get a REAL job.... /snigger...
>>Hope She's feeling better, She is missing the wedding due to ill
>>health apparently.
>>
>Would herself remember who the royals are?
>
I doan think She's lost the plot?? Has She??
Thought She was just old and frail now?? She spent time in hospital
late last year, I thought it had to do wiff dat??
She's 85ish... Denis is 95!!! He deserves a medal!!
>>>$80M(aud) for the bash?
>>>
>>Exacery how much of that $80M is being spent on security??
>>
>hey..!.. Barry and the Missus diddun get invited..!.. that's a cool
>$30M saving on its own!
>
Heh, see below... not saved at all!
>I really cannot believe the first family of the most powerful
>nation on the planet diddun get an invite!
>Has to be that old British Admiralty stretching its mainsail, yeh?
>
You not think it's cos they will be the sole guests of HRH at the
state visit to the UK in May??
It's not exacery what I would call a snub??
I reckons more will be spent just guarding Barry next month than will
be spent guarding the current 1900 guests...
>>They are using their own transport and catering at "home"...
>>
>Yeh.. "at Grannys".. heh, would they be entertained as
>at a wedding feast at 'my' Grannys!
>
Witchety grubs and eucalypt tea?? Mebbe not so much!
>Hope they are used to having their tea stirred with a finger!
>
/hands over eyes... /laff
No comment about where that finger has been.... :-D
I'll bring my own cup... and spoon! ... /giggle...
>>Can't get much more frugal than that!
>>They don't have to hire a Rolls... or a carriage...
>>/snicker...
>But they gotta have footmen/persons to pickup the horseshit!
>
Noooooooo... you haven't heard??
They will be picked up by the Plebs and sold on Ebay....
Doan laugh, it's TRUE!!
rofl...
/serious... I thought they was given enemas beforehand??
The horses... not the footmen... /laff
>>The peripherals to please the Public is what is costing the Public for
>>the most part --> what's that saying about the Public??
>>
>Dum and Dumma?
>
Everyone loves a love story. No matter the cost.
>Bloody hope none of our taxes are paying for anything
>more than a bloody air ticket!
>
I doan even know what our Pressie was... you??
/later...
Hey... even cynical you will have to think this is pretty good.
It's reported that all they want for wedding gifts are donations to
charity. The giver gets to pick the charity.
Australia donated $25K to the Royal Flying Doctor Service....
NZ donated to the ChCh earthquake appeal...
Well... that's a bit nice of them!! Aye?!! Give ourselves our own
money!!.... /giggle...
It's a lot better'n the silly plates in a blackwood box we gave
Charlie and Di... ya gotta admit!
/later again... the money is being held for a while before it is
distributed... wonder who gets the interest accumulated??!!...
Ooh... that's a bit cynical... yes??
>>>A "flash" aussie wedding is around $40K(aud).
>>>
>>Only if you is an idiot Father of the Bride with more money than
>>sense!
>oH you cut hard and deep, m'Dear<g>
>
Speed and accuracy... it hurts less that way... /giggle...
/swish, parry, lunge --> STAB!!!
/laff
>Now.. IF it was Melbourne.. on the Yarra!??
>
>I can do charcoal barra and home-brewed gingerbeer for
>a $10/hd tab... mheh heh heh
>
Oh!! I lurrrrrve home made ginger beer!!!
Not so fond of shitty barra... /blachk...
Make it flathead and I might "repondez s'il vous plait" wiff a "oui".
Barra is for those who is just pretendin' to be posh....
/grin...
>>I reckons you should be really scared about now.... mehehehe.
>>/tic... /toc.... (/runs off laffin'...)
>>
>I am still examining the label on the sock found under the bed.
>Just to be certain HIS family can afford my brand of beer!
>
/visions of....
Kit riding the length and breadth of Queensland on His horrrrse to
find the owner of said Merino double knit sock... to marry your Fair
Maiden Daughter and buy you beer in your retirement...
rofl...
Good luck wiff dat...
>>>I do hope the corgis aren't dressed in sapphire
>>>encrusted diapers - think of the vet bill... for the rash!
>>>
>>Dem Corgis is nasty little critters! I can't imagine anyone getting
>>close enough to put one on! Let alone apply calamine lotion!
>>
>Any of that mob get bitten..?... I say "jolly good show".
>
Oh, they is always in the news fer bitin' someone. Really!
The Queen thinks it's hilarious.. the bitee, not so much!
Corgis is vicious when they doan like you!
>Blue blood on the carpet will prolly match the curtains!!
>
They doan bite their own!! Silly!
They bite the Plebs! Tastier... I'm shure!
>.. gotta run.
>Great to see you up and about:-)
>
Yeah, a short reprieve is always welcomed.
Unexpected, so makin' the most of it.
>HUGE Easter here and then ANZAC day to just make
>it more complicated...
>Who wrote THAT calendar..?.. hadda be a goil<g>
>
I doan believe it was a woman who sent all those Diggers to their
deaths on that day.... you??
Men and their wars... simple creatures, so easily amused by things
that go "bang"....
>/ducks and runs
>
>cya
>
Gittin' a lot of exercise wiff all that duckin' and weavin' is you...
meheheh
Pixie :-))
ps... jus' noticed your receive pic of the CnStitch files. Mine was
different again. Same "all over the place" arrival though.
I never woulda picked your Litmus paper to be blue!! I reckons you
should do the test again!
Hey... now DS is over, my Usenet lag seems to be gone. Not sure how
that works...
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