On Sat, 12 Jun 2010 11:06:51 +1000, hopper
>erika <erikal@teranews.com>wrote:
>>On Sat, 12 Jun 2010 08:04:08 +1000, hopper
>>
>>>erika <erikal@teranews.com>wrote:
>>>>In fear of ...
>>>Question if you please, erika.
>>>Are you an import.. culturally challenged?
>
Erika, Hopper is most likely asking why you are interested in
Halloween stuff if you were born in Australia, tis all.
I reckon that is what the "import" bit meant.
"Culturally challenged" as in most Aussies don't do Halloween in March
(when you first asked).
Tis all.
>>
>>YOU MORON.......
>>
>That's the Spirit..!!.. Not!
>
Eh! One point for the good ol' Aussie try.../grin
Herself will get it fast enough that yelling at that other idiot is
just what he wants Her to do.
I have found using big words works better. He spends a lot of time
copying and pasting them to google ...ROFL
Rhetoric... he's not good with rhetorical stuff. It's above him.
Kindergarten is above him... but I digress... ;->
>/hands back the ticksheet.
>
/snicker... /giggle... /cackle... /screeching laffter...
Rome wassun built in a day, hopper.
I know... we doan even have a suburb yet... but we ain't dead yet
either...
I was nearly bald by the time you stopped pulling my hair out over my
posting faux pas!!
A tip Ladies?? Take the learning offered in the spirit it is intended.
Hopper is a bloke. A blokey bloke.
He doesn't hand you your lessons with a bunch of roses attached.
He hands you the lessons that will keep you safe on Usenet.
Which would you rather?? Roses, or your mailbox filled with threats
because you made friends with a stalker??
>errr... you got Question 2 wrong also..
>The answer is:
>::Message-ID: <MLUPn.124984$gv4.76281@newsfe09.iad>
>::X-Complaints-To: abuse@teranews.com
>
>There is the "MORON" you are looking for<g>
>
I am at a loss as to how to get the Ladies interested in their Usenet
surroundings.
I know they are busy, but this is for their own safety, and really,
some learning priorities should be set.
By themselves, FOR themselves.
Gates said the box was "Internet Ready"...
If Gates said to jump off the Harbour Bridge I'm sure there would be a
three hour wait for the "privilege"... such would be the stampede to
be first.
/hands in the air...
:-P
>Now.. next bit?
>I see you enjoy the typistes use of CAPS for expression.
>
Typiste's envy, hopper???.... /snicker
/watches smoke rise from flying fingers over keys...
Look Mummy!! Blindfolded an' all.... mehehee
>Around here (and some groups have these
>little inconsistencies) we use CAPS for emphasis.
>And that is fine.
>We do not use CAPS to *shout* our disturbance... K?
>
>example?
>"you MORON" is fine.
>
Or... "YOU!... moron" /grin... pausing for the dramatic effect and
waving pointy finger at the offender...
Must be the Italian coming out in me.../grin
Hand waving being about as effective in a text environment as
shouting!
>"YOU MORON" is spleen venting.. and frowned upon.
>an' .. phark, I carnt 'ere ya anyways..!!
> /fomcpml
>
And your challenged fanboi thinks it is a compliment... /chortle.
>You will do OK.. just watch and listen a bit... and
>"good on ya"..!
>
Oi! Oi! Oi!
Oh, you can make requests. Requests can't be filled if they aren't
voiced.
You find that your request seems to be ignored??
It's not. It just means one of two things.
No one has it (this is more common than ppl think).
Or
The one that does have it has no clue how to post it cos they haven't
read/used the T00ls.
Never be afraid to ask --> anything.
You would surprised at how many other Ladies are wishing someone would
ask.
>ooRoo
Pixie :-))
Here we go, here we go, here we goooooo, here we go, here we go,
here we gooooooo oh!
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