On Sun, 11 Oct 2009 14:23:23 +1000, hopper
<Troll5layer@roadhouse.invalid> wrote:
>On Sun, 11 Oct 2009 14:13:42 +1000, in alt.binaries.crafts.pictures
>Pixie <Pixie@AnnWheatley.com> wrote:
>
>[..]
>>Just observant, is all.
> I see I see..
>
Not...../grin
>Well then ..*you* will have something to say then when I upload
>my latest creation.. something that at this point in time.. sitting
>here in the lounge, sucking a beer , watching the race and punching a
>design (who said men carnt do more than one thing at once!),
>
Sitting = nothing
Sucking beer = nothing
Watching race = you can't see, so don't count
Breathing = automatic.....
Who says what about men and their functions??
> something that is beginning to look like a zombie strawb shortcake goil!
>Any clues on how to imitate a tatami stitch , manually?
>It looks like something like "knit one perl two!"!!
>/laff
>
You want to learn to knit now too??
>>You could split the design in half, but you would want to be good at
>>aligning.... not many have the patience for that.
>>
>I tried one some years ago.. a huge map of Africa.. had to have three
>weeks "lectro-shock" treatment after that one!!
>
So that's when it all started..../grin
>>And splitting applique is an art.
>>
>I will keep my hammer .n. chisel away from it then.. says the guy who
>dropped David's weenie on the concrete!
>
David's was no "weenie".... I seen'ed it..... would like to meet the
guy that modelled for that piece of art..... yes indeedy! /laff
>>>"I have a lovely idea!
>>>
>>Least Herself is still having them.....no?
>
>.. bloody fantasms!
>Had to practically carry her in and out of there..
>"oh Dear, I didn't think it would be quite so hot!"
>
You are such a bunch of weather nancies up there. Wouldun know hot
weather if it jumped up and burnt you....
Guess who's gonna have a house guest for the WHOLE of summer.../laff
/toggle muzak.....
How ya gonna keep Her down on the Farm, after She's seen Parieeeeeee!
rofl......
You enjoy your Farmer's market sojourn every month now, ya hear!!
>>"lovely" --> prolly!, fun for you--> prolly not so much!
>>
>/nods..
>seen one market you seen them all.. I reckon.
>Mix in one "little old lady" handling everything and saying ..
>"and how much do you want for this Dear"
>
>"OH.. *that* much!
>Do you give Pensioner discount!"
>
>Me goes and finds a bar to lean on at this point in the "browsing"
>as MiL will be half an hour haggling the poor lass down $1..!
>
My worst nightmare.... the blue rinse haggle set.
"You want $15 for only 30 hours of work?? Highway robbery. I will give
you $2 and not a PENNY more, dear. Oh, and I want to order another 20
for the Ladies Who Lunch.... they will want them for $2 too. Could we
get a discount for bulk?"....
Bugger off yer silly ol' bag....(under me breath of course....mehe)
AND!! That's $8 of raw materials that made it to start with!
My time is worth nothing to War Babies.
>>Couldun get Her a lift on the Community Bus?? Aye?
>>That's what us common folk haveta do..... /grin
>>
>What's a bus?
>
If you don't find out, you will be taxi'ing MiL around FOREVER.
/check mate.
>>>If you want a little old bag to sew them appliques to..?.. I have just
>>>the thing.. even do Express Post... and pay the tab!!
>>>
>>rofl.... that's just plain naaaaaaaasty!! /cackle
>
>Only if they lost her!!
>
I don't think they would "lose" Her... /grin..... they only "lose"
things worth losing..... rofl
They would "return to sender"... even if you didn't write it!
>>By the time Herself is finished with you, I reckons YOUR bags won't be
>>worth embroidering on......ROFL
>>
>gotta catch me first..
>
Could leg rope ya in 3 seconds flat..... /grin.
Us country goils knows lotsa rope tricks.....
>I superglued the wheels on her walking frame, last year. This after
>she bolted down an airport ramp into the glass at the observation
>platform.. totally lost control!
>Of course the whole gallery of peanuts pissed themselves llaffin'.
>Me,. I got "sin-binned" for a week after leaving her on her own!
>
And She's not even YOUR Mother.... /grin
>>They are all "teams"....... /rolls eyes.
>
>Really!!
>I thought they were just colours??
>Like "red team, blue team, yella team???
>
Nah, Lowndesy drives for Ford and wears red... don't work like that.
It's all about the sponsors colours. Lowndesy drives for Vodaphone.
Red.
>Maybe I shouldn't be driving a news reader???
>
Yeah.... taxi work is gonna keep ya busy for YEARS..../snigger
>>You may want to back Russell .... he's old......./snigger
>>
>/scratches haid
>Russell.. mmm.. Russssssell..
>I know I know.. Russel Morris !!!
>
Who?
Russell Inglis..... The Enforcer. Old guy...
>heh.. only in NSW... what doesn't have a 'flavour'.. down there<bg>
>
>You guys whinge about some sily bit of smoke.. FFS!
>/ducks
>
No smoke here. Just dirt.
It doesn't kill all our computers tho......
Unlike some......
Some of us know how to clean house.
/check mate... again....
>..that's four things I am doing now :->>>>
>
Breathe in - one
Breathe out - two
Burp - three
Fluff - four.....
Body functions don't count....
ROFL
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