| Re: Peter, Greg, Bobby, Cindy, Marsha, Jan and Oliver - the Brady Kids! |
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| Kingsfan13 (kingsfan1300@yahoo.com) |
2007/08/23 14:43 |
Saggie, my sweet girl! How are you?
I remember learning about the BM (Bowel Movement) Shift Phenomenon in
my Physics class in college. To demonstrate how it worked, the
Professor squatted on the lecture table and deposited a very very
large BM (Bowel Movement) into a clear plastic toilet (it had to be
large because the lecture hall was quite big and he wanted to ensure
that everyone was able to view the BM (Bowel Movement)). The
Professor then proceeded to flush the toilet and show us how the BM
(Bowel Movement) Shift Phenomenon worked. It was fascinating. Our
lab work that week consisted of everyone squatting down and depositing
as big a BM (Bowel Movement) as possible into a clear plastic toilet
(the Physics Dept. had them brought in especially for this
experiment). It was an amazing day. In fact, I must confess that it
was during that lab session when I first began to appreciate the
beauty and attraction that people develop towards BMs (Bowel
Movements). It was also at that time that I realized the message that
Sherwood Schwartz was trying to convey to us by bringing us the Brady
Bunch and focusing so much of the show on BMs (Bowel Movements) in our
world. Thank you, Saggie, for bringing back a very fond memory for
me- my sophomore Physics class with an entire lab full of students
squatting, grunting, farting, and expelling BM (Bowel Movement) into
clear plastic toilets! As an aside, one of my classmates had just
finished eating a large Mexican lunch at her dorm and she mistakenly
released her BM (Bowel Movement) onto one of the desks instead of into
the clear plastic toilet. Everyone laughed at the humor of this.
Getting back to your question, my guess is that most of the Bradys
didn't experience BM (Bowel Movement) Shift Phenomenon. The reason is
because I think that with Alice's crappy (no pun intended, of
course!!!) cooking, most Brady BMs (Bowel Movements) did not have a
shape. Instead they were simply malformed piles of mush, similar to
the consistency of oatmeal. As a result, their BMs (Bowel Movements)
didn't have the opportunity to shift around (as yours did in that
wonderful bathroom at Starbucks).
Love you very much, Kings.
P.S. Derek, I love you too (but not in a way that is indicative of a
large pecker ripping into a small bunghole).
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