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From: saggie diapers <saggiediaperz@aol.com>
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Subject: Off Topic But Very Important Post!!!! Please Read Immediately!!
Date: 9 May 2007 21:23:26 -0700
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I was just wondering about something.
I apologize for this, it is very off topics. So sorry, Kings. My
honey, I know you don't like to have us stray too far, as this group
is totally about the Brady's ability to have BMs (bowel movements),
but this just needs to be addressed. I hope you will forgive me!
The BM (Bowel Movement) Lady and I were at the White House State
Dinner with the Queen of England on Monday night in Washington DC. It
was so elegant and formal. I was the guest of the BM (Bowel Movement)
Lady. GW had invited her and recognized her to the Queen of England
as the one who helped New Orleans through the aftermath of Katrina,
and helped the good people of the Gulf start having BM's (bowel
movements) again.
The BM (bowel movement) Lady looked elegant in her brown chifon dress
with a 4" white perforated sash. We went through the reception line
to meet the Queen of England. The Queen of England was wearing this
wonderful white satin dress. Having met her several years ago, it was
shocking to see how she defintely filled out the dress. The funny
part was there were no panty lines! The Queen of England wasn't
wearing any panties!
My God! What would have happened if the Queen of England all of the
sudden had to have a BM (bowel movement)? Would the BM (bowel
movement) have stained the white satin dress? What would Laura Bush
have done? Would she have got the Tide stain pen and helped the Queen
of England to erase the BM (bowel movement) stain off her dress?
We need to know how this problem would have been resolved! It is a
matter of national protocol!
HELP!
Love you all so much!
Love you so much Kings and Derek. Love how you two love each other but
not in a homosexual way!
Your dearist,
Saggie
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