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From: "Derek Homsberg" <dhomsb32@wbc.com>
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Subject: Re: The Brady's - What Happened One Day When a Lady Met a Fellow
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Date: Fri, 26 Jan 2007 05:49:24 GMT
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Oh you kids! Your discussions are so brilliant and scintillating. I love
you both. I would like to have some fun with you both in the back of the
brown limo. Only kidding about you, Kings!
> Saggie, my sweetest girl, the way that you are always able to think of
> such
> thought provoking questions is amazing to me. You are truly a scholar and
> a deep thinker. In response to your query, I think that Jan was probably
> the biggest of the three to slide out of Carol's oft-used vaginal cavity
> (because Jan ultimately grew to be the tallest of the three) blond-bushed
> daughters. Therefore, it would make the most sense that the BM (bowel
> movement) that Carol expelled when grunting Jan out of her cooter was the
> largest. There are, however, several unknown factors ("wildcards", if you
> will) in this case. First, we don't know what Carol may have eaten before
> giving birth to any of these three. For example, if Carol had consumed a
> large Mexican meal (including refried beans, rice, hot salsa, and spicy
> chicken) right before allowing Marcia to slide out, then she probably had
> an immense BM (bowel movement) when that happened. Moreover, it is likely
> that this BM (bowel movement) was festooned with corn kernals, tomato
> skins, and bits of tortillas. A lovely (and colorful sight). I wonder if
> Carol saved any of her childbirthing BMs (bowel movements) and put them
> into the corresponding kid's scrapbook? Ultimately, I think that the BM
> (bowel movement) Lady is going to need to weigh in on this question and
> give us a proper answer.
>
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