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dwhita1 (dwhita1@yahoo.com) 2005/09/26 10:10

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"Dr tooth" <Dr_member@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:dh791i01cef@drn.newsguy.com...
> Why did Mike get married?  It sure wasn"t for sex (he was a fruitcake). He
> took
> his kids on their honeymoon.  Even Carol couldn't seduce him wearing
> sexy(?)
> clothes. It wasn't for companionship,he had 3 boys of his own + Alice.
> Maybe he
> pimped Carol out to get a promotion at work(he did get alot of freebes, (a
> pool
> table,trips,and a private office). Mike ended up,on the short end of the
> marriage deal.  He paid for Carols daughters,and Carols stuff. Maybe he
> was
> having a tryst with Carols husband.Part of the deal to get him to have sex
> with
> him was that he'd have to marry Carol and pay for her kids? Did Mike ever
> have
> sex with Carol? No kids by the both of them,not even a love pat on her
> tush.
> Mike would rather watch football on the couch than fondle Carol. He needed
> glasses or a stiff drink.Wonder how much he got for Carol?
>

Remember on the honeymoon?  They already had their bathrobes on eating in
the room.  Maybe they already hit it hard for a few seconds before taking a
snack break.  That's when Mike lost his appetitie for Carol!



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