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Subject: Re: Lost Episode - Available on DVD
Date: 23 Aug 2005 22:29:02 -0700
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I did, indeed, see that episode Saggie and I loved it. Did you happen
to catch the scene where Mr. Hinton (Buddy Hinton's dad) was sampling
the Brady chocolates and he commented to Mike "Hey Brady, I love this
chocolate, especially the ones with the peanuts in them." Mike and
Carol smiled at each other because they knew where those peanuts had
come from.
saggie diapers wrote:
> I was just wondering about something. Did any of you happen to watch
> the special lost episode of the Brady's the other night? I was a
> riot! It is part of the special box set DVD too!
>
> The children's school was going a special production of "Willy and
> his chocolate Wonka." The drama committee put Carol in charge of
> designing all of the sets. She was given a budget of one dollar to
> make it all happen. Well, initially she was excited. It had been a
> long long while since she had bought candy, and didn't understand the
> value of a buck just didn't go as far as it used to. When she got to
> the dollar store, she found all she could buy was a bag of M & M's.
> Frustrated, she went home.
>
> Carol sat in the living room crying her eyes out. If Mike found out
> she had volunteered for this task, and couldn't come through as she
> promised, he would be humiliated and shamed. Not that being a married
> homosexual wasn't enough shame already - no, this would be special
> shame. Carol knew she was in for the spanking of a lifetime. Mike
> would probably pull up her polyester mini-skirt and spank her bottom
> bare with his hand. She fretted this, but was somewhat excited at the
> same time.
>
> The kids found Carol sulking when they came home. She explained what
> was going on. Jan said "well, you're up shit creek, Carol!"
> Just then, Marcia grinned with her ear to ear cheap horror grin that
> she always has. "Hey!" Marcia cried. "What if we could make
> our own 'Brady chocolate'?" "You mean..." Carol said.
> "Yes, use our BM's (bowel movements) as 'chocolate' for the
> set!" All of the kids cried with glee. "This is a wonderful
> idea!"
>
> The kids spent the entire week making massive amounts of BM's (bowel
> movements). Alice loaded them up with tacos, burritos, her special
> casseroles, and lots and lots and lots and lots of meatloaf. She would
> put food coloring (in large amounts) into the dishes so wonderful
> different colors of special "Brady chocolate" could be made. Carol
> and the kids worked feverishly the entire week on the set. Not one
> piece of BM (bowel movement) was wasted (no pun intended).
>
> Word in the community spread fast to come see the special set of
> hand...uh..well, bottom crafted "Brady chocolate." It was the
> night before opening. The set looked wonderful. The kids rectums were
> so sore from producing all that BM (bowel movement) that filled the
> wonderful stage full of "Brady chocolate." All of the sudden, it
> hit them "Where is the chocolate river?" No one had remembered
> amount the chocolate river that was so pivotal to the story.
>
> Mike found out what had been going on, and he was touched (needless to
> mention wanted to touch some of the boys as well). "Not to fear!"
> He said. "We're all Brady's!" He went on to command Alice to
> make up some beans and grab some 5 gallon buckets. "I'm so proud
> of all the work you've done, kids; I'll personally make the
> 'Brady chocolate' for the river!" Mike began making BM's
> (bowel movements), and didn't stop until the next day. Alice would
> feed Mike gallons of beans, and he would deliver beautiful "Brady
> chocolate." She would use the Braun hand blender to smooth out the
> "Brady chocolate" so that it would be all nice and runny for the
> river.
>
> Opening night came. The set was wonderful, and the play was a hit.
> The Brady's were acknowledged on their wonderful, wonderful work.
> George Glass, Jan's imaginary boyfriend played the Augustous Gloop
> role to perfection, he really enjoyed eating all of the "Brady
> chocolate" that has been made. Mike told him to drop by anytime for
> a "tour" of Mike's special, private "Brady chocolate"
> factory, and to sample the "Brady chocolate" right as he made it.
>
> As the family walked out with very sore rectums from all of the BM's
> (bowel movement) they had made, the drama teacher went running. "Mr.
> And Mrs. Brady!" she screamed. "You've done such a wonderful
> job, this has given me an idea for the perfect play for next year!"
> "What is that?" Carol asked. "Lord of the Flies" said the
> drama teacher.
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