I recently saw the episode "Don't Count Your Peanuts." Anyone remember
this one? It was the one where Mike thinks that the kids aren't
chewing their food properly and makes them save their bowel movements
so that he can examine them. He finds peanuts, corn, and tomato skins
in everyone's dump (including Alice's and Tiger's). Mike then lectures
everyone on chewing their food properly so that it is digested and not
wasted. The kids are very embarrassed and Alice, who feels bad for
them, decides to play a little joke on Mike. One day, while cleaning
Mike and Carol's crapper she discoveres that Mike forgot to flush after
he deposited a loaf. Alice scoops up one of his logs (that contains
large clumps of dried semen) and uses it as an ornament on one of her
cakes. She brings it to the dinner table and tells Mike that,
apparently, the kids aren't the only ones who don't chew properly.
Everyone enjoys the cake and laughs and laughs.
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