I was just wondering about something. Did any of you happen to catch
last night's episode? They showed the lost ending to that one where
Bobbie tries to enter all the contest, and in the end his stupid bros
and sisters give him a trophy just for being him? The final scene was
cut due to the need for more space needed for commercials.
After the trophy was given, Alice was sitting on the toilet making a BM
(bowel movement), when she reads something that makes her jump and run
into the living room, crusted panties around her ankles, not even
wiped. "Here it is!" She cries, "Here it is!" The contest was for
any kid under the age of 10. Sponsored by the California Toilet
Commission, the contest was which kid could make the most BM's (bowel
movements) in an hour. "Wow!" said Bobbie, "I don't even need to
practice for this one!" "You better, just the same!" said Marcia, "We
don't want you to mess this one up...no pun intended!" (laugh track).
The whole week the family spent helping Bobbie beef up for his BM
(bowel movement) contest. Alice made her special Mexican bean
casserole and tacos. Peter and Mike showed Bobbie how to make the
largest BM's (bowel movements). By the end of the week, Bobbie was up
to a 15 inch BM (bowel movement), with a very large diameter.
Bobbie arrived to the contest on Saturday morning. It was at the
television station (as these things always are). He was up against
some VERY serious competitors, including Pedro from a Mexican welfare
family that ate nothing but beans and rice bought at the 99 cents
store, Jamal from Watts, Heather from the Los Angeles Holiday Trailer
Court, and some other kids as well. Bobbie was nervous. "Just be the
best you can be!" Said Mike. "We'll go visit Michael Jackson
afterward!"
Well, the moment came. The kids were mounted on their all plastic
plexiglass see-through toilets. The moderator shouted "On Your
marks...Get Set...Open Your Rectums...GO!" and the kids were off!
Bobbie did flawlessly. Before the other kids could even fart, Bobbie
had dropped his first BM (bowel movement). The crowd went wild. It
was a 20 inch by 6 inch BM (bowel movement), with impressions of his
colon lodged into the sides of the BM (bowel movement). Bobbie
continued, dropping a total of 6 BM's (bowel movements). They had to
move him to another toilet. Finally, he hit the wall, and could make
no more BM's (bowel movement). Exhausted, his little rectum could not
move anymore.
The whistle blew. It was close. Pedro had filled his toilet with
diarrhea. The judges disqualified him. With no other person even
coming close, Bobby was declared the winner. He was granted his trophy
- a solid gold toilet, and a lifetime supply of toilet tissue.
The kids threw a giant party when Bobbie returned from the competition.
Alice made a special dinner of - you guessed it - beans and rice!
Bobbie took one look, and threw up! "Oh Bobbie - you silly - you're
supposed to make output the other way!"
The kids all laughed.
So, that was the ending you never saw!
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