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From: gomez <gomez_member@newsguy.com>
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Subject: Re: Scenes You'd Like To See
Date: 6 Mar 2005 15:24:57 -0800
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In article <d0eid002ooe@drn.newsguy.com>, Durwood Putz says...
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>Carol avoided being the butt of jokes cuz she was supposedly a star. And stars
>don't do shit work, only lesser known actresses. What would have been cool was
>to see Florence Henderson do.....
>1) Carol getting bandaged up by Jan. Bound up with her hands behind her back
>trying to answer the phone on the floor.
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>2) Carol getting accidently dunked in that dunk tank. When Carol pulls that
>towel. which is entangled on the dunk mechanism, she gets dunked in the tank. A
>very Brady tsumani woul have happened in their backyard.
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>3) Carols pants ripping when they are building that boat in their backyard.
>You'd hear her pants rip and Greg would yell "You've split a midship Carol"!
>Now that would be so embarrasing to the prima donna Carol.
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>4) Carol gets a self help breast augmentation (a variation of when Peter does
>his fake mustache to impress his older girlfriend)One of her fake boobs falls
>out of place and a horrified Mike tries to hide her from that mexican couple in
>the pizza parlour. Carol looks like a cyclops with one big tit staring you in
>the face.
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>5)Carol getting a bucket of paint spilled on her head. Then we see her in the
>bathtub with Bobby walking in (not knocking of course)and telling Carol she is
>starting to look like a prune!
>
>Carol not only didn't work, but avoided being the joke of certain scenes.But
>when you are a "star" you don't have to take shit or work.
>Anymore scenes you would like to see
Gomez stood up and shouted in message 5438766555#home,net>>>>>>Carol had
Hummer,her lesbian lover from high school come over to visit her. Mike saw
nothing wrong but was aghast when he saw hummer kissing Carol on the lips.
Carol yelled "Oh my TOE" when hummer sucked it! She wore a Dr Scholls toe pad
for the next 2 episodes. Greg said to call a toe truck (bad canned laughter).
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